EDITED 12/18/23

Look Valve, you gotta keep improving the game, but I'm tentatively a fan of cs2 now.

EDITED 09/29/23

Valve had it SO damn close. It was looking good, big changes but sensible changes and then they totally screw all that good progress by totally destroying csgo from existence and by extension forcing good reviews by keeping all the good reviews from cs:go. What a mess, valve please fix.

Or actually, please don't, we don't want the servers catching on fire again.





---{Graphics}---
☐ You will forget what reality is
X Beautiful (cs2)
X Good (if you have skins)
X Decent (if you do not have skins)
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
X Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ MEH
☐ Staring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Audiophile levels of perfection
☐ Very good
X Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Free airplane earbuds

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
X Teens
X Adults
☐ Pretty much everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run DOS
☐ Craptop
X Decent
X Fast (cs2)
☐ Brand new top of the line computer
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press "A"
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
X Difficult
☐ Dark Souls 3

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
X If you care about leaderboards/ranks (especially true in cs2)
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You need a bot to grind
---[You need to grind if you care about rank, especially if you're in ELO hell---
---{Story}---
X Story? What story?
X Hard to follow or poor (there is *some* story to cs)
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life
-The trailer and the tutorial are the most we've ever gotten-
---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee and a donut
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
X To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
X It’s free! (non prime)
X Worth the price (prime)
☐ If you have some spare change left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
X Minor bugs
X Can get annoying (early cs2)
☐ PUBG beta
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Notes}---
Basically the quintessential FPS game, never has any game had more consistent physics, a difficult to reach skill ceiling, and the ability to have fun with solo q and with friends

EDITED 12/18/23 Look Valve, you gotta keep improving the game, but I'm tentatively a fan of cs2 now. EDITED 09/29/23 Valve had it SO damn close. It was looking good, big changes but sensible changes and then they totally screw all that good progress by totally destroying csgo from existence and by extension forcing good reviews by keeping all the good reviews from cs:go. What a mess, valve please fix. Or actually, please don't, we don't want the servers catching on fire again. ---{Graphics}--- ☐ You will forget what reality is X Beautiful (cs2) X Good (if you have skins) X Decent (if you do not have skins) ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- X Very good ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ MEH ☐ Staring at walls is better ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Audiophile levels of perfection ☐ Very good X Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ Free airplane earbuds ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids X Teens X Adults ☐ Pretty much everyone ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run DOS ☐ Craptop X Decent X Fast (cs2) ☐ Brand new top of the line computer ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press "A" ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master X Difficult ☐ Dark Souls 3 ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind X If you care about leaderboards/ranks (especially true in cs2) ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You need a bot to grind ---[You need to grind if you care about rank, especially if you're in ELO hell--- ---{Story}--- X Story? What story? X Hard to follow or poor (there is *some* story to cs) ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life -The trailer and the tutorial are the most we've ever gotten- ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee and a donut ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long X To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- X It’s free! (non prime) X Worth the price (prime) ☐ If you have some spare change left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of X Minor bugs X Can get annoying (early cs2) ☐ PUBG beta ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{Notes}--- Basically the quintessential FPS game, never has any game had more consistent physics, a difficult to reach skill ceiling, and the ability to have fun with solo q and with friends