joke grenade... you'll get it later.

joke grenade... you'll get it later.

AGAIN! DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN!!!!!

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. JarLordMonkeyNuts(that is his actual birth name) had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the beastly laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet. I start shaking. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. I ♥♥♥♥ my pants. The teacher starts the lecture, JarLordMonkeyNuts turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. THIS MAN RUINED MY LIFE!!!!

i did meth in kindergarten

wtf jarlordmonkeynuts real

DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN!!!!!

I paid him four thousand dollars in TF2 items called "Sandwiches" (Equip-able on the secondary slot on the fifth class Heavy Weapons guy in the hit game TF2: Team Fortress Two) to create a fully fleshed out TF2 Sex game called five forts at fortress only to wait four years without any showcase of the product that I ordered! Instead he keeps sending me "July 2 2005" to which I keep asking for context but he keeps on saying "Mr Hands" or "Big ♥♥♥♥" I AM SICK OF IT, THIS MAN HAS TAKEN THOUSANDS OF "SANDWICHES" (Equip-able on the secondary slot on the fifth class Heavy Weapons guy in the hit game TF2: Team Fortress Two) ITEMS FROM ME WITHOUT ANY SHOWCASE OF WHAT I BOUGHT!!!!! -REP!