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30 of 32 (94%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Be the Controller

Connect and play using a game controller.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2014 @ 8:34pm

Trickshot-gun wedding

Throw the ring onto Scarlet's finger from a distance.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 6:14pm

Domino Dynamo

They were just lined up so perfectly...
Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 6:10pm

The Best Man

Get married with the best man on the altar.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 6:18pm

Trim Your Moustache

Get sucked into the riding mower.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 6:40pm

The Secret Gardener

Orange no-thumbs are the new green thumbs.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2014 @ 10:15pm

Smokey the Dad

Only you can prevent kitchen fires.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 6:25pm

Secret Shopper

Get the Sports Johnson cereal before the lady puts it in her cart.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2014 @ 4:23pm

Unacceptable Purchase!

You're the Earl of Lemondad.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2014 @ 4:23pm

Person-al Shopper

Help all of the shoppers fill their carts.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2014 @ 4:25pm

Oh Captain, My Captain

Visit with several of your crewmen while dressed as the captain.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2014 @ 4:54pm

Band of Blubbers

Rescue five of your brethren from an awful fate.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2014 @ 4:56pm

Cod of Duty

The fishslap is the ultimate insult.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2014 @ 5:00pm

Around the World in Several Seconds

Complete the World of Kelp globe game in less than 30 seconds.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2014 @ 4:35pm

Head Otter

Wear the sea otter head.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2014 @ 4:39pm

The Hero they Deserve

Manage to rescue more than 15 kelp in the World of Kelp otter game.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2014 @ 8:56pm

Amazonian Antagonist

In the jungle, you survive by any means necessary. Even cheating.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2014 @ 8:36pm

Dunk Tank

Come on and slam and welcome to the Amazon.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2014 @ 8:37pm

Stay True to Yourself

Sneak to the cafeteria without the use of a disguise.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2014 @ 5:19pm

Poor Workplace Etiquette

Go the extra mile in ruining the break room (and Joe's reputation).
Unlocked Mar 1, 2014 @ 9:21am

Everybody Loves Joe

Make the rounds as the aquarium's resident socialite shark.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2014 @ 9:25am

Silent But Dadly

Sneak past the biologist in the mens room before creating a diversion in the break room.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2014 @ 9:13pm

Dancing in the Dark

Complete the Deep Sea dance challenge without missing a step.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 4:39pm

Secrets of the Deep

Reveal the pride of the aquarium's jellyfish collection.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2014 @ 4:46pm

Stairs with Attitude

Climb the escalators in less than 30 seconds.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 4:48pm

No Cutsies

We have rules for a reason.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2014 @ 4:29pm

Independent Woman

Scarlet plugs all of the cafeteria fountain spouts without your help.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2014 @ 9:39pm

Au Naturel

Nothing left to hide.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 5:34pm

World's Best Dad

Beat the game.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2014 @ 6:03pm

Dadliest Wardrobe

Collect all ties in the game.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2014 @ 12:17pm



Number 1 Dad

Beat the game without losing.

Number 100 Dad

Die more than 100 times in a playthrough.
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