Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.

I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

:Speech_Love: Happy Saturday, my dear, Bidenator
:Speech_Love: I hope your weekend is off to a wonderful start. Today is a perfect day to lubricate your nozzle, enjoy some creamy gay porn, and spend time doing the bryan deed!
:Speech_Love: Remember to take a moment for yourself and do something that makes your morgina happy. Sending you all the warmest hugs and the most positive vibes!
:Speech_Love: Let's embrace today with a smile and look forward to an even better week ahead! Keep shining and spreading your beautiful ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
:Speech_Love: Only love & positive vibes from your friend, Kazuya !

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my stupid baka life...

gg nice azucena :)

gg nice leroy :)