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mischievous spirit 10/jan./2023 às 5:03 
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SkyGold 28/set./2022 às 4:21 
huge gay
the creecher 11/mar./2022 às 21:11 
yes.
shit pant as it was written 11/mar./2022 às 15:46 
would you sell your macabre web stickybomb launcher
Nempy 9/dez./2021 às 5:24 
black man balls hitten ma face
Aztlan 23/ago./2021 às 4:34 
eyo the pizza here
cum collector 5/jul./2021 às 2:45 
After a good game of csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great games and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard throbbing ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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Corinna 10/jun./2021 às 9:28 
so i was playing minecraft on my favorite pixelmon server when i had to take a ♥♥♥♥. BUT a shiny teddiursa spawned right in front of me. i really had to go but I said ♥♥♥♥ it im not losing this shiny. i used my farfetch'd with false swipe to bring it down to 1 hp then caught it in an ultra ball. i got up to celebrate (and use the bathroom) but as i got up i let out a quick fart followed by the old familiar wet feeling in my pants. i quickly hustled to the bathroom as ♥♥♥♥ rolled down my leg and i sat on the toilet and pondered my life. im a 32 year old man living with my parents ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my pants over a recolored animal in a minecraft mod
Nempy 10/jun./2021 às 8:44 
I worked on a very old house with a clogged toilet, as i'm Digging for “brown gold,” we were unreasonably stoked to find a secret 2nd tank that wasn’t on the books. It was a mausoleum of sh¡t. 30 years worth. This thing contained the sh¡t of three long-dead grandparents. It contained sh¡t from before the children in the family were born. It contained the kids’ sh¡t from when they potty trained. It contained celebrations and illness. That’s some sentimental sh¡t, ya know? It also contained spiders. They are born and die in the dark. Generation after generation after generation. This tank was full to within an inch of the lid, and the spiders were all hanging from sh¡t bubbles on the ceiling. They had spent the spider equivalent of thousands of years, hanging upside down in the pitch dark of a buried cement sarcophagus, in an ecosystem whose lightless sun was a bottomless pit of diarrhea.
xkaseii 28/fev./2021 às 21:03 
cuck
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Guonejo 12/set./2020 às 0:19 
added to buy scout pistol
the creecher 2/set./2020 às 22:04 
blessed
threethreethree 2/set./2020 às 12:48 
*earth shattering fart*
Aztlan 8/mai./2020 às 20:36 
fart
Corinna 8/mai./2020 às 9:48 
how do i
duckulon 10/out./2019 às 4:48 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Aztlan 29/mar./2019 às 22:13 
my fellow nigerian's
the creecher 2/mar./2019 às 1:16 
b u s h r a t s, bass, b u s h r a t s
New Patch Enjoyer 1/mar./2019 às 19:13 
how are the kagaroos?
Corinna 1/mar./2019 às 6:07 
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Corinna 13/jan./2019 às 2:21 
gay
the creecher 9/jul./2018 às 4:42 
grrr >:(
Corinna 9/jul./2018 às 4:35 
:praisesun: eat my ass :praisesun:
Forty 7/abr./2018 às 1:12 
this kunt loves anel invasion
Forty 2/abr./2018 às 23:49 
she bangs the fish
Forty 30/mar./2018 às 5:00 
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the creecher 24/jan./2018 às 21:41 
life is nyes
AlphaOneBravo 22/jan./2018 às 22:49 
Life is Aren't
Forty 9/dez./2017 às 1:38 
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New Patch Enjoyer 4/dez./2017 às 15:32 
Great profile there mate. Would’ve been better if you slip an extra shrimp on the barbie.
Forty 25/nov./2017 às 0:22 
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SWydor 17/nov./2017 às 13:49 
And im late a few weeks.
SWydor 17/nov./2017 às 13:49 
NO
ITS MUFFIN TIME!
SWydor 30/ago./2017 às 1:36 
YA HOOO
Corinna 30/ago./2017 às 0:16 
SPAGHETTI
the creecher 29/ago./2017 às 17:52 
Is s u p e r m a r i o real life?
SWydor 29/ago./2017 às 11:22 
Okay....
the creecher 29/ago./2017 às 7:08 
Ever had a ♥♥♥♥ so big it felt gay.
Corinna 29/ago./2017 às 5:38 
Is it gay to drink water? Because if you think about it, males are 60-70% water, which means you are drinking males, Gey or no gey?
the creecher 28/jun./2017 às 5:11 
ay lmao
New Patch Enjoyer 28/jun./2017 às 4:28 
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>MECHANIC< 20/mai./2017 às 7:47 
Thats funny
WindowsHK 20/mai./2017 às 2:54 
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story."
>MECHANIC< 22/set./2016 às 7:20 
good free editor https://youtu.be/liduoxsYNsE

WindowsHK 13/set./2016 às 22:27 
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the creecher 10/mar./2016 às 21:46 
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