hey man, i don't know if you remember me...we held hands while going on the mummy ride after seemingly sitting next to each other randomly at universal haha!!!!!! thanks for that though, it really helped with my nerves....especially because i didn't have my seatbelt on.

anyways, i just wanted to say...your steam inventory for CS actually sucks a little bit...mine is so much better....but it's okay!! you'll get there, just invest in like, 2,000 more dollars into cases!

well, i gotta go now, i'm actually on the run from some pretty scary people, but i'll check you next time yeah?

The guy below me is awesome!!!!!!!

Got a trade offer for ur p3 talon add me to talk

-rep doesn't play stardew valley with me anymore

ggwp

Would you be interested in trading Huntsman knife for my ursus + additional skins from my side?

Been almost 9 years...
still gay.

+rep one of the good Asians

hi bro! add me please :)

+rep honestly used the keyboard like a pro that scream talent (•̀ᴗ•́)و add me

ready for another round anytime

+rep let's synchronize our playstyles, add me, please

nice shot

hey man, the soul harvesting plant lost connection to one of the hellish soul tanks, so there's a few loose spectres seeking revenge. half of the workers have been flayed, we really need some more help out in the plant. could you send over a maintenance crew or a flock of demon harpies to protect the remaining faculty? i can't see any other way of solving this, sir. anyways, i'll see you at the company luncheon in the 7th echelon of hell this thremsday.

hey man long time no see! not sure if you remember me i ran into you at that gay orgy a few summers back... anyways just happy to find a way to reach ya! you stopped replying to my messages but i just figured you got a new number... a lots happened since we last spoke my man! my family is in shambles ever since my wife found out about the orgy stuff her and the kids have been gone... my crocodil addiction has gotten worse...and I tested positive for HIV (you might wanna get checked considering our last "encounter") anyways man hope to hear from you sometime soon!

Hey man... you may not remember me but there's no time to explain. QUICKLY!! We must meet at Big Momma's Boughetto Bistro and Hotel at these coordinates: 37.45418839093707, -91.20646278957862

And whatever you do, make sure you bring your favorite paper towel roll. It's dire.

hey quan...it's me...i don't know if you remember me, the petite little asian boy that you rescued on the streets of somalia...but i need your drastic help, you need to meet me at this location here; 40.73674431297929, -73.99011787049255

once you meet me here, you and i are going to scale to the rooftops and get revenge on those who have wronged us...okay? it'll be just like when we escaped somalia...

ps, don't forget to bring your favorite squeegee, i will always remember how you said that this was your favorite weapon to use in the hit game splatoon 2...

Hey pal, long time no see!
When you get a chance we should reconvene.
Meet me at 51.05340896436873, -114.03868021443832 and ask for Johnny from the tire shop.
Don't forget to bring that 9 iron whenever you come by, hope to see you soon!

hey man! Long time no see, god must of been like what, 6-18 years right? Somewhere around there. Remember that one time when we went to the grocery store and we were walking down the aisle that had the frozen dinners, and there was this kid. He was being a total stinker.

Then, you and I had a great idea, what if we shove that kid in the freezer? Like he had to take a chill pill. Get it! Haha! Poor kid, I still remember the mom was crying and how the cops were all like "if you dont cooperate you're gonna go away for a long time" then get this! you ratted me out.

Yup you told the cops that I did it. And I went away for 16 years. I just got out last week, went to that kid, defrosted him and thawed him out and he is currently talking to the cops right now.

P.S. Apparently the cops found the other 42 kids you stuffed in freezers. You are going away for a long time you sicko.

P.P.S. How did you plant my fingerprints there.... the cops are arresting me right now.

good profile, always up for another game

I told you to keep your mouth SHUT. You know what happens now, I warned you. Now your family pays the price, and soon YOU will too. Se you soon, Quan.

+rep, throws that thang back with preposterous velocity

Tactical victory

TO THE GUY BELOW ME.

NO!

Dude! Noticed you haven't played Destiny 2 in a minute! Remember the good ol' days... raiding, bonding over solving puzzles and taking down big bosses?! Man that was some crazy ♥♥♥♥, you were ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wild haha... so anyways wyd nowadays?? Miss having you on the raid team, could really use some help taking down some more awesome bosses!

dudee.... ur so fucvkign good at videof games that i think im-- mphgh fukc... god... ugh mmph ♥♥♥♥...

nice person

To Sterling C. Abernathy-Moore,

I do appreciate the message you've left, and I hope you are doing well this fine evening. I want to inform you that, while you may offer a great deal of land full of rich soils and a humble residence, my dealings are often within the industrial side of things.

You may offer agriculture, but I can offer you a range of new technology that would increase your production ten fold. All that I ask in return is a hasty response containing any form of identification and birth certificate.

I will be eagerly awaiting your response,

Norexus Dolamar, President of Dolamar Innovations

PLEASE STOP LANDING HEADSHOTS ON ME IN HUUUNNTTTTTTT

Obviously a smurf account or a hacking loser. 335 hrs and hits every shot he takes... nope, go back to the basement

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she jacking on my lantern till i holler ween

she strogin my beef till im off

i be strogin off till i beef

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-rep

─────THIS GUY DOESNT LIKE ANNOYING ORANGE─────


✅✅miss your deep sensual voice✅✅


✨✨✨✨ Hope y'all are well ✨✨✨✨


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-rep He told me to download furry feet because there would be pics of his feet in the game also. I played for hours and his feet never showed up...

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