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Hello!
Take the helicopter. Take the time to learn to manage and protect yourself.
He is the new boss of Lego City.
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Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.
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really getting into it.
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you get married.
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even the priest was fooled.
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they grow up.
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but 1 generation down.
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they aren't even surprised.
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