-Rep After a good game in CSGO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

i've been in his basement for like, 8 weeks now

Phil

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Lil' bro was emaciated, the Percs done ate lil' cuzzo ass up
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known hacker! came for my trinkets and such!

More like... WACKO. tbh!!

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Phil

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in real life (GONE SQUANCHY!)

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a rock between a hard place

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