Added to discuss your team :)

I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypernatremia) . They had to put an iv directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closest I've ever been to dying.
What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now.

Hi friend

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "global counter" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am play normal. pls no copy pasterino my story.

but why

Good Player Great Team Work !