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Nice dude on Cs2 and friendly teammate🔥
alias "+ja" "-attack; -attack2"
alias "+jum" "-jump"
alias "+wthrow" "+forward;+jump"
alias "-wthrow" "-jump;-forward"
bind "alt" "+ju; +ja; +jum"
bind "n" "+wthrow; +ja"
bind "mwheeldown" "+jump"
viewmodel_fov 68
viewmodel_offset_x 2.5
viewmodel_offset_y 0
viewmodel_offset_z -1.5
viewmodel_presetpos 2
alias "+ju" "+jump"
alias "+ja" "-attack; -attack2"
alias "+jum" "-jump"
alias "+wthrow" "+forward;+jump"
alias "-wthrow" "-jump;-forward"
alias "+j" "+jump"
alias "-j" "-jump"
bind "alt" "+ju; +ja; +jum"
bind "n" "+wthrow; +ja"
bind "mwheeldown" "+jump"
bind "mwheeldown" "+j; -j"
bind "MOUSE4" "noclip"
bind "ralt" "toggle host_timescale 1 18"
for quick practice server setup
bind "]" "bot_kick; sv_grenade_trajectory_prac_pipreview 1; sv_grenade_trajectory_prac_trailtime 4; mp_buy_anywhere 1; mp_freezetime 0; mp_ignore_round_win_conditions 1; mp_buytime 99999; mp_startmoney 60000; mp_maxmoney 60000; ; ammo_grenade_limit_total 6; mp_warmup_pausetimer 1; mp_warmup_start; sv_cheats 1; sv_infinite_ammo 1; "
for speeding up time in practice mode (waiting for smokes etc.)
bind "MOUSE5" "toggle host_timescale 1 20"
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