Ampersand
Eugene   Canada
 
 
(Something Clever)


Since acquiring my all access pass to "the ladies" I have received far too much puss puss and as a result, I am hollow. I have opened Pandora's Box, then I opened it again every month for YouTube, I don't even know who I am anymore. The man with the hollow eyes continues to haunt me. Every time I close my eyes I see his face. Every time I close my eyes I hear his voice. I can't play his game any longer, I can't eat or sleep. I keep having warning flashes. I wake up and I don't know where I've been. It all ends tonight. I will take 50,000 children's aspirins and chase it with a whole entire twelve pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade™. This will surely end my miserable life.
I leave you all with this, do not cry for me. I was a slave to the crate. The path I walked was a dangerous one, and if you chose to walk it too, take heed. Also, go to lootcrate.edu/AHHHH and use the code "uncle Alec" to get 10% off your first order.


i not smart like Ampersand for he can't be bested - Shad0wManX

My specs:
My mom's toaster @ 220 volts
2x4 slices of Warburton wholegrain bread
1000ml jar of seedless strawberry jam
IKEA 12" ceramic plate
Reference design 15cm bread knife
400ml ceramic mug that says "I hate my job"
Darjeeling authentic tea bags
2 teaspoons of sugar


Here's a list of Crap

First Unique item: sun on stick
First Strange item: boston basher
First Vintage item: Blutsauger
First Genuine item: AWPer hand
First Haunted item: bat outta hell
First Unusual item: Unusual Football Helmet |Effect: Stormy Storm
First Collector's item: homewrecker
First Unusual Taunt: Most Wanted
First Unusual Weapon: Blitzkrieg Pistol | Cool (Field Tested)
Bonus:
First festive: Ambassador
First hat: Soldier's Stash
First uncrate item: Virtual View Finder
First Knife in CSGO: Flip Knife Boreal Forest (Field Tested)
First Specialized Killstreak: Homewrecker
First Professional Killstreak: Syringe gun


10:25 PM - Commando1219: Starbound huh?
10:25 PM - Ampersand: thats just rude
10:26 PM - Commando1219: Well I'm sorry you had to be vegan
10:27 PM - Ampersand: thats it
10:27 PM - Ampersand: ur cruisin for a bruisin
10:27 PM - Commando1219: Oh yeah?
10:27 PM - Ampersand: whats the deal, pinwheel?
10:28 PM - Commando1219: your mother

4:42 PM - Ampersand: I got the dabbing mod
4:42 PM - Mercenary of Greece: we're no longer friends
Currently Offline
Last Online 2 days ago
🛑Please read this! 🛑
:trump: Here are somethings you should know when adding me or while on my friends list. :trump:

Invites

:ampersand: if you plan on adding me, please leave a comment telling me why. I won't accept it if you don't.

:ampersand: if your profile is private, I will BLOCK you.

:ampersand: Please do not invite me to some random group.

:ampersand: don't randomly invite me to your games.


Other things

:GoldAmp: I am not interested selling any of my items, so don't ask me okay?

:GoldAmp: I will NEVER click on links you send me unless you are a trusted friend.

:GoldAmp: Do not ask for free stuff please.

:GoldAmp: if you are inactive for more than 30 days I'll remove you, unless you are on vacation or something. I'll make an exception for certain people.

Status

:Amper: In-Game - I'm playing a game, I might not respond.

:Amper: Online - I'm most likely on youtube, I'll probably respond.

:Amper: Away - I'm not on my computer. I'll respond when I get back.

:Amper: Busy - I'm busy. unlikely to respond.

:Amper: Offline - my internet is messing up, I'm playing a game and I don't want people bugging me
Lain has Terminal 7 Jun 24, 2018 @ 1:46pm 
Thank you for everything.
JESUS Apr 29, 2018 @ 10:58am 
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Ampersand Apr 23, 2018 @ 9:16pm 
thats fantastic
Ampersand Nov 13, 2017 @ 10:42pm 
do it
BIG ASS Nov 13, 2017 @ 10:10pm 
i am going to kill
Dr.Louie Feb 13, 2017 @ 2:49pm 
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