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Nov 24, 2025 @ 8:19am 
Delivery accepted and signed!

However, gurls with bulges and shenis have been approved by the totally straight committee of '92 and as such, the category in the mail description is incorrect.

Nonetheless, your kind offer has provided our team great relief on countless lonely nights. Best regards to you, Mr. Delivery man. ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

PS: Awesome anime tiddies on your profile 👀. AWOOOOGA!!! (っ´ཀ`)っ (๏ 人 ๏)
Nov 12, 2023 @ 5:34am 
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Aug 3, 2022 @ 5:56am 
ANIME ♥♥♥ KILL YOUR FAMILY
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Mar 22, 2021 @ 7:28am 
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Aug 10, 2020 @ 12:58pm 
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Dec 22, 2016 @ 12:17am 
Hello am 48 year man from Somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I Selles my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to became the goodest player like you, I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global Elite Master.
Nov 4, 2016 @ 3:18pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun ;)
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Mar 22, 2016 @ 9:36am 
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Mar 18, 2016 @ 10:41am 
Boa dia Sr. Denis , nós da Sociedade Portuguesa de Urologia Estética Vaginal Genérica recebemos as suas perguntas enviadas por e-mail, e é um prazer respondê-las:

1)Sim, 2cm é considerado pequeno. Sugerimos processo cirúrgico.

2)Não, não é comum o preservativo ser largo. Não existe tamanho extra pequeno, o tamanho é único.

3)Ainda que 2cm seja um tamanho muito pequeno, é possível a parceira chegar ao orgasmo durante a relação sexual, portanto se isso não ocorre nas suas relações conforme mencionou, pode se tratar de falta de competência de sua parte .

4)Não, o senhor não pode fazer o exame de toque, é apenas para pessoas acima de 50 anos. Por favor não insista .

5)O forte desejo por pessoas do mesmo sexo ,pode sim ser um forte sinal de tendência ao homossexualismo;

6) Nós ainda não possuímos uma central de atendimento para pessoas que querem efetuar a troca de sexo, mas temos um contato bom.

Estamos à disposição para qualquer dúvida
Dec 6, 2015 @ 1:54am 
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Dec 6, 2015 @ 1:51am 
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Jul 30, 2015 @ 8:53am 
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Dec 13, 2014 @ 8:28am 
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Dec 13, 2014 @ 8:28am 
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