Recent reviews by Zyrako

Immortal Mobs are cancer
Bosses that can die off the side of the bridge and force you to lose a powerup are cancer
Nerfing good items simply because they performed better is also cancer.
Let us have fun, this isnt a competitive game. I dont understand the nerfs, I dont understand the mentality behind this. Why destroy good items? I like seeing mobs die! that's the ENTIRE GAME! there is nothing else to do. Stop nerfing and just let me blow up my screen!

I know some of you might think "Aww but the game is too easy then!"
To that I say, who the ♥♥♥♥ cares, you eventually win every run regardless, why not make it fun and explore different item combos with different classes. You literally have to dedicate 30 mins for each run, why not make those 30 mins enjoyable? This isnt poe, theres no skill or strats to follow, you're literally just killing an endless hoard of mobs for half and hour. You dont even cast your own skills, what is the level of challenge am I supposed to pretend exists?

Vilma needs a MASSIVE nerf to her abilities

Great game tho

I refuse to call this a puzzle game, I prefer to call it an "Interactive Experience" because it gives you literally no freedom to solve the puzzles how you wish and makes the whole game feel rather linear in how you play and complete it.
The Narrator for this game deserves to be punched for being so endlessly annoying, nagging and whining constantly when you do things the "wrong" way. Doesn't matter if you genuinely want to play his "puzzle" game how he "intended" it, you're just a monster and a terrible human being.
The humor is forced and not even charming or original, this would have been less of an issue if the narrator didn't feel the need to constantly complain all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time. You can tell this was made by a brit because he nags like one nagging about the weather when literally no one asked or even cares, that's probably what peak bri'ish humor must be based on how overbearing it is in this "puzzle" game.

I got this game on a discount and I still refunded it, its not even worth keeping this garbage on my pc when game itself lasts maybe 2-3 hours. I could beat my head against a wall for 2-3 hours and find that more bearable than listening to this narrator pretend he's funny and witty.

Normies came and ruined this game by cheating in it because they suck at life and are eternal losers who don't' know how to win without crutches. Enemy teams with 50/50 units is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded and the fact that you lose 3 hearts a loss after turn 3 is just trash balance design, every team you could try to make will get dumpstered midgame by people who somehow have a level 2 fly turn 6. This game is over.

P2W garbage, the game lasts maybe 10 minutes before they ask you upfront for money. What a joke, if they really wanted to make money they should have just released this exclusively in chinese because those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spend all their money just to pretend like they played the game.

The gameplay is just micro management with no rewards, the resource generation is so slow and investing into the resource collector just to make it generate a little faster gives negligible differences for the stupid amount of gold you need just to upgrade it.

If You're going to play this game just install cheats and go creative mode because the devs dont deserve your money or time. If it was possible to scam these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by refunding the game I would.

-Literally no idea what is going on
-Walking simulator
-Just a white screen
-Where is gameplay?

Interesting premise, excited to see what's next.

Also let me move significantly faster, this walking speed is more attune to a crawl than even a basic stroll.

Charming short story with a portal-esk feel as well as portal-esk sounding soundtrack which is always good. My only issue is that many of the games puzzles can be easily cheesed. Wish there were more levels as well, but considering the very low price point of this game right now I would say it was worth every penny.

Great game to play while high as fu ck. Gameplay super minimal and there really isn't much need to focus to hard on what you're doing. Game however is super short and the music while nice starts to repeat itself rather fast into the game and you kinda get a little annoyed when traveling to different sections to collect the other pieces since the music lasts like 10 secs before it repeats until you enter a new area or pick up the next piece. I wish I could give this game a sideways thumb instead since its not really amazing on its own, but since its free that makes up for most of it.

Completed this game with all puzzles at gold and achievements at 100% completion.

Game is only really good for achievement farming and since I got it free I cant really blame it for having such minimal content and easy puzzle solves. I guess it lasted a few hours which was fine, the pictures were pretty. Other than that the game doesn't have much so I'd recommend grabbing it while its free because I don't think its worth anything more than $0.00. If the game is no longer free I do not recommend anyone buy and play it.