After a good game in CSGO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We started chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

4:3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. 2017 4:3 lol british piece of ♥♥♥♥

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+rep very nice and good skilled player!!! ;D

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Thx, this one is better though

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I am Scott Shepherd from Lakelands School. I have made a new Steam Account. So you know who i am if i send you a friend request!! :D