stop flirting with neo idiot

If you poop in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times, a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up, and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together!!

finally better avatar :)

u better be careful

hey, wanna snack?