'Zeqru. » Games » Cookie Clicker Stats

Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
576 of 637 (90%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:21pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:03am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 10:48am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 6:32am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 6:46am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 7:08am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 7:35am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 9:27am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 6:09am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 4:05am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 3:50am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 8:05am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 11:44am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 10:42am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 7:21am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 4:42pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 2:35am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 11:05am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 5:58am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 10:10am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 8:23am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:07am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 10:15am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 8:34am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 11:52am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:38am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 7:30am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 8:30am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 11:37am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:57am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 3:15pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 8:10am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 10:42am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 7:49am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 4:51am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 5:27am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:43am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:43am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:30am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 6:21am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 8:02am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 2:33am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 10:40am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 11:38am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 6:09am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 11:04am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 4:13am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 6:49am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 11:06am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2023 @ 5:42am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 9:31am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 3:59am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 4:52am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 2:03am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 2:03am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 4:18am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 2:06am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 4:03am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 7:12am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 10:37am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 9:31am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 9:31am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 7:41am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked May 30, 2023 @ 3:53am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 8:44am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:37am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 11:44am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 6:21am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 7:55am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:30am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:34am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 1:22am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 6:16am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 11:19am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2023 @ 11:26am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 3:24pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 1:28pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:20pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:52am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 5:38am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 7:07am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 6:21am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 1:18pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 6:15am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 2:58pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 9:43am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 4:08am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:21am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:43am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 5:19am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:43am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 9:36am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 9:53am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 7:19am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 11:38am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:44am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 8:25am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:05am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 9:44am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 10:17am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 5:26am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:15am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 5:33am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:06am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2022 @ 7:27am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 10:32am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 8:28am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 3:09am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 9:31am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 10:42am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 9:14am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:08am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:38am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 5:52am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 9:32am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 9:23am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 10:40am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 11:54am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 12:20pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 12:37pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 12:46am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 12:30am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 6:15am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 9:55am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:44pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 9:41am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 6:06am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 6:21am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:25am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:46am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 1:27pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:53am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:49am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:53am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 9:34am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 10:32am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:30am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:12pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:42am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 7:43am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:28am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 9:35am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 12:38pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:51pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 5:31am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 8:25am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 9:53am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2023 @ 11:54am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 6:09am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 3:56am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:02am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:29am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:53am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 7:41am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:13am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:45am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 8:16am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 5:34am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 11:22am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:50am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:55am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:21am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 9:41am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:41am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:43am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 6:40am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 7:43am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 9:12am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 10:26am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 11:29am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 12:30am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 5:20am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:43am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 2:24am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 6:11am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:06am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:08am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:43am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 9:39am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 12:23pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 12:53pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 2:29am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 4:47am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 5:39am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:49am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:53am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 9:51am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 11:00am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 12:31am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 12:31am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 1:08am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 4:50am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:27am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 3:08am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 1:49am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:25am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 3:29am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 5:27am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 5:28am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:43am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 8:06am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:42am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:45am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 8:10am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 8:32am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 5:08am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2023 @ 2:48pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 6:09am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 11:42am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 6:09am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Mar 5, 2022 @ 12:43pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 4:30pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 5:50am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 3:59am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:53am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:52am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 12:31am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:27am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:12am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 1:42am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:25am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 8:03am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 4:29am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:55am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 7:43am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:53am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 9:02am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 10:26am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 12:54pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:35pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 1:18am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 4:50am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:28am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:28am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:31am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:42am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 8:26am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 10:26am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:41pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 12:30am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 1:13am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 4:50am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:27am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 8:26am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:13am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:14am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:17am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:18am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 5:20am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 1:13am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 2:03am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 5:27am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:34am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:43am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:13am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:52am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 3:49am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:21am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 4:35am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2023 @ 4:00pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:21am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:21am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 10:05am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 10:05am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 9:55am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:26am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:26am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:31am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:31am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 7:35am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 4:36am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2023 @ 5:08am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:28am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 4:50am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 12:36am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 1:13am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:25am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:28am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:28am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:31am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:40am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 8:26am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:18am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:36am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:06am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:32am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 5:20am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 7:21am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 9:22am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 11:37am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 5:34am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 9:46am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 12:31am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:29am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 8:26am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 8:26am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 7:03am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 7:03am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:19am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 2:23am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 10:15am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 6:09am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:31am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 8:14am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:28am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 5:33am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 9:47am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 11:23am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 3:56am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 4:10am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:53am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 1:36am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:29am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:18am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:06am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 8:10am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 3:57am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:32am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 2:29am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:07am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:54am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:52am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 10:13am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 10:58am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 4:33am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 4:05pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 4:05pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 11:51am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 11:10am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 5:28am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 1:54am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 10:18am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 12:53pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:31am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 5:32am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 10:03am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 8:05am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:42am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 10:17am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:28am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:27am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:27am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 8:26am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:13am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:14am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:14am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:32am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 6:08am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 7:35am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 7:53am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 7:53am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 9:08am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 11:27am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 6:16am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 10:39am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:39am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:42am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 8:26am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 10:13am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:06am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:06am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:32am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 6:08am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 7:35am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 9:08am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 4:49am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 7:52am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 3:52pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2023 @ 7:08am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:18am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:34am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 12:30am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:46am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:46am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:35am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 5:09am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 8:09am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 8:09am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2023 @ 6:40am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:50am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 2:34am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:35am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:49am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:27am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:50am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 2:03am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 10:06am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 4:49am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:53pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:48pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 6:47am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 5:13am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 9:39am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:08am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 9:53am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 12:31am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 1:58am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:12am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:36am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 7:35am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 7:35am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2023 @ 6:27am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2023 @ 6:27am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 7:17am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:58am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 2:35am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:35am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:20am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:31am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 5:15am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 6:40am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 7:53am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 7:54am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 8:14am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 8:10am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2023 @ 1:44pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 11:37am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 11:41am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 6:42am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 9:17am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2023 @ 10:54am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:28am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 2:40pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 11:27am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 2:06am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:31am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:37am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 5:14am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 12:31pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 9:55am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 10:19am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 4:13am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 10:44am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2023 @ 8:28am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 5:16am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 7:40am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 3:43am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 8:52am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 1:22am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:30am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 9:13am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:06am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 7:08am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 4:36am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 9:43am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 5:06am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:38am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 6:09am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:06am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 4:31am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 5:15am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 6:40am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 8:48am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 3:45am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 4:49am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2023 @ 8:10am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2023 @ 5:24pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 8:37am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2023 @ 7:18am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2023 @ 7:21am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 2:05pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 9:34am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2023 @ 5:24pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked