EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS STARSHIP TROOPERS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RICO. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN BRAAAAP SOUNDS WHEN I SHOOT UP SOME BUG BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP AND SHOOT A SQUADMATE IN THE HEAD. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED KLENDATHU IN ONE PIECE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

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