+rep Spits preworkout into my mouth while wearing a maid costume

Added about item!

Your Average Merc

Gives good handies ;)

Hey! Added to see if youre selling your 96, 97 and 100 crates... Possible all your paints too id you wanna make a deal. Add me to discuss :D

Heyo! Added for the spec ks festive jarate. I'm really interested in trading for it :D

added for spec ks jarate

+rep good at dbd and wholesome survivor

rawr xd

Happy New Years!

"Type !guard to join blue"

"WHOO DAFAQ IS MERC YOUR AVERAGE XD" as a wise man once said...

WHY DID YOU TELL EVERYONE, NOW I HAVE TO BECOME A DEMOKNIGHHT MAIN

WORST JB WARDEN AND HORRIBLE SNIPER OMGGG

Same

A little rant to make things easier for everyone

1. I don't plan on accepting any random groups anymore so please be courteous or I will remove you. I will block anyone who spams profusely.
2. Feel free to add me I dont mind it, but if I don't know(remember) you I might deny the request, so please send me a message if I decline it.
3. I don't add private profiles or level 1 profiles. Sorry if you are a new player can't be to save.
4. If you would like to trade with me just know I don't have Steams Mobile Authenticator.
5. I don't plan on trading my CSGO knife, but I am open to trade my TF2 items so send me an offer and I'll take a look(or just add me).

Merry Christmas Mistletoe

Merry Christmoose, Merc* ;^)

Merry Christmoose, Mork :^)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked BUFF in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see BODYBUILDERS playing video games haha! I don't know why its a MASCULINE thing honestly im like really against FAT and like ill be the one in the kitchen PROTIEN SHAKES. We should really WORK OUT sometime its a really cool MUSCLE with a lot of MANLY moments, but don't worry ill be there to FEED you ;) sorry that wasnt FLEXING I swear Im just trying to be MANLY I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really STRONG I don't go out much haha add me on TINDER we should talk more you look really BUFF and MASCULINE xxx

Let's face it if you are private I'm not adding you. So don't try it. Also i can't seem to find room for anymore spam groups so if you add me to a group you will be removed.

If you want to add me and we play together, go for it I don't mind.


If you are and alien that's here to take over the world and are trying to get on people good side so you can just kill us all... don't tell me. I like surprises.

Shoutout to all the bad snipers

Merc, this is your dad here. i just wanted to say how proud of you i am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. your mom and i think that's well and we just wanted to let you know we love you.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Memes

it has begun :^)

my favorite edgy white boy band friend <3

any fresh memes ya cookin ?

The TF2 jailbreak server isn't working anymore, the game freezes every time I try to join.
It stops working at a "button11.wav" or something like that. You have any idea what is happening?

I added you because someone said you have breakneck baggies for sale

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10/bae

seem like a cool admin on the xg servers so i want to add you :D

hey you christmas elf lookin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it's the end 😟of HOEvember🍗🍗but that means the beginning of DICKcember it's time to hoe hoe hoeall over a big ol ♥♥♥♥ tis the season to be all over that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆👅👅if someone sent you this it means you're a hoe ass ♥♥♥♥♥ 😱😱😲👅🙅🙅resend to 1🎄5🎄other reindeer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who need to get 🍆🍆♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆t🎄he ♥♥♥🍆🎄k ⛄🍆DOWNNN 🎄🎄🍆🍆this holiday season if you don't resend this❌❌😯🙅🙅you're a christmas🎄 elf ⛄lookin 😯ass 😂♥♥♥♥♥😂😂 who😂😂 aint gettin no ♥♥♥♥❌❌🙅🙅 merry dickmas🍆🍆👅🎄🎄

+rep and fast trader

+rep Sexy ass voice

noice the new pp!

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+rep for the merc

+rep Has a kewl name. Moic and nick :]

Added for the Strange Scorch Shot please accept my invite of friend

+rep super quick trader and nice person

10/10. Would bang. Sexophone 2 gr8.