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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 4:37am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:54am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:14am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:58am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:14am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:16am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:30am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:16am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 7:29am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:41am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:22am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:22am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:22am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 7:02am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 4:48am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 11:37am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:24am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 4:49am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:00am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 4:33am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:55am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:59am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 6:27am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:00am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:13am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 9:44am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 10:32am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 2:23pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:46am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:43am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:45am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:18am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:08am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:08am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:09am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 4:32am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:52am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 11:26am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 4:32am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 11:18am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:13am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:06am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:54am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:52am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 5:57am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 4:58am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 7:59am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:10am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 7:52am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:32pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:20am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:42am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:03am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:03am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:44am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:01am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:55am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:11am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 3:16am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:02am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:07am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:22am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:15pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:19am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:15am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:15pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:42pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:16am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:23am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:44am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:44am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:12am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:26am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:23am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:37am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:43am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:20am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:51am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:41am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:09am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:55am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:24am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:01am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:02am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:43am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:32am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:32am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:45am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:12am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:08pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 10:47am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:17am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 4:47am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:17am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:07am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 6:09am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:09am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:17am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:17am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:08am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:12am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:29pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:23am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:44am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:24am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:25am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:34am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:15am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:22am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 9:06am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:45pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:33am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:39am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:21am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:06am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:57am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 6:23am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:27am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:20am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:32am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:10am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:26am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 11:38am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:20pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:08am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:25am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:01am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:37pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:40am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 10:32am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:30am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:09am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:35am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:38am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 5:43am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:09am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:31pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:15pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:34am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:46am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:39am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:34am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:18pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:18am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:44pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:25am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:49am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:26am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:20am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:19am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 9:12am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 4:20am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 4:16am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2022 @ 9:51am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:32am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:37am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:21pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:29pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:01am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:43am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:26pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:12am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:24am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:30pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:31am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:51am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:08am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:31pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:00am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:27am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:53am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:33am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:37pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:03am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 11:42am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 11:17am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Nov 26, 2021 @ 11:26am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 13 @ 4:51am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked May 13 @ 4:51am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 11:17am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Feb 12 @ 11:17am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 5:05am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2023 @ 4:03am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2023 @ 7:36am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:18am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:05am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 3:37pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:48am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:17am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:44am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:32am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 10:24am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:53am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2023 @ 8:29am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:47am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:24am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:41am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:29pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:41am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:11am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:21pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:12pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:33am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:43am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:11am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:27am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:20pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:27am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:56am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:05am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:32am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:32am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:13pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:30pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:08am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2021 @ 3:01am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 1:57am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:34am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:36am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 10, 2021 @ 9:48am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:53am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:16am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:47am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:51am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 1:56am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 7:35am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:52pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:31am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:45pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:57pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:33am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:31am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 12:44pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:37pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 7:05am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 9:08am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 8:40am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 12:15pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:35am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:37am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:41am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:26pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:20pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:27am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 9:22am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 9:40am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:08pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:09am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2022 @ 3:34am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:27am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 6:44am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:19am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:46pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:02am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:17am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:24am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 7:35am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2021 @ 5:52am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:09pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:19pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:26am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2022 @ 12:38am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:01am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 8:08am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2022 @ 2:54am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2022 @ 12:37am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2023 @ 6:57am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 11:08pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:33am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 7:30am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 6:16am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 10:38am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 10:38am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 8:54am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:15am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:24am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 11, 2021 @ 8:24am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:09am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 8, 2022 @ 2:18am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 4:35am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 7:24am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 2:57am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:02am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:02am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:31am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:58am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 4:58am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 7:12am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 4:44am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 11:18pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 6:51am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 12:52am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 1:14pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 4:02am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:48am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:51pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:07am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 5:33am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 6:12am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 7:09am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2022 @ 7:43am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2022 @ 10:05am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:24pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 4:15am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 1:54am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:08am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 7:25am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:07am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:51am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:22pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 2:41am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2023 @ 8:29am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 8:26am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked May 19, 2022 @ 11:57am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:34am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:43pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 3:31pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:56am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2022 @ 11:15pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:25am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:25am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:40pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 4:38pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 7:02am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 1:21pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 10:18am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 28, 2021 @ 7:12am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 1:00am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 10:51pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:31am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 11:13am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:08am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:08am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:08am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:09am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:09am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:09am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:09am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:11am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 3:27am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 9:22am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2023 @ 10:12am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:08am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:08am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:09am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 9:31am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:05am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:05am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:05am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:05am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:05am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:05am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:05am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 1:55am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 11:42am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 5:50am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 9:51am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 3:04am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 8:29am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 4:51am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 7:14am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:05am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 5:34am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 5:23am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 11:16am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:05am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:05am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 2:40am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 6:17am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 11:08pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 9:18am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:21am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 5:21am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 4:54am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:47am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 5:53am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:22am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:23am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:23am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:24am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:24am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:24am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:24am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:24am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:24am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 16, 2023 @ 4:45am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 1:56am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:23am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:23am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:24am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 7:09am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:21am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:21am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:21am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:21am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:21am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:21am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:21am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 7:34am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 5:40am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 8:45am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 9:41am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 1:57am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked May 22, 2023 @ 10:43am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:21am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:21am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 9:43am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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