YOU NOT COOKING
Mick Davies
Lancashire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
YOU! YOU'RE THE RING LEADER! GET IN THE FRIDGE!

What ho! You know nothing of cooking.

Bah, ye of little faith- observe as I cook this porkchop.

*curtain bursts into flame*

Egads! I have miscalculated! I shall now partake in frightened stuttering!

Forsooth; does my nose not deceive me with the lingering scent of porkchop sandwiches?

By Jove, we must flee! Leave this place, you fools!

Alas, those sandwiches bore the scent of the heavens.
YOU! YOU'RE THE RING LEADER! GET IN THE FRIDGE!

What ho! You know nothing of cooking.

Bah, ye of little faith- observe as I cook this porkchop.

*curtain bursts into flame*

Egads! I have miscalculated! I shall now partake in frightened stuttering!

Forsooth; does my nose not deceive me with the lingering scent of porkchop sandwiches?

By Jove, we must flee! Leave this place, you fools!

Alas, those sandwiches bore the scent of the heavens.
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Xero Aug 3, 2013 @ 4:03am 
Did you get your Beta key?
NonCreditCanine Jul 14, 2012 @ 3:53am 
MATE, I EAT FIGHTERS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!
Iyasu Kanto Jul 13, 2012 @ 7:01pm 
MOAR COMMENTS.
[TBR] Spanky McNasty Mar 11, 2012 @ 7:41am 
I miss you Cookin!!!!
Skardmair Feb 20, 2012 @ 2:28pm 
I MISS YOUR SCENT!
Willcoo Dec 18, 2011 @ 4:02pm 
I am one, with the dogs.