16yo Multi-Semi-Professional Gamer
Multi-Lottery ticket winner
Spoke first word at 3 weeks old
First man on the sun
Self-taught divorce attorney
2x Convicted wife beater
Graduated Newtons third law of peek dynamics
Taught string theory and nuclear thermodynamics to DeepSeek
LGBTQ+ Activist
ex-NFT millionare (still rich)
ex-Military
Retired Valorant pro
Aspiring Entrepreneur
Angel investor in Saratoga® Spring Water
Financial Advisor
900k on TikTok
43 Months sober
Life coach
Lost Noble Peace prize to Greta Thunberg
Free Palestine
Stormed the Capitol on January 6th 2021
Pro turned coach (2021)
Coach turned pro (2024)

Vaccination status: Triple vaccinated + booster.



E-Girls hunted = 2