“Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job.”
- Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering

"Most good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program."
- Linus Torvalds

"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live."
- Martin Golding

"If Bitcoin doesn't reach $1000000 by 2020 I'll eat my own ♥♥♥♥ on National TV. "
- John McAffe

"A: Try Closing the console window B: and now? A: thats it, the error is gone"
- TeeSeal