I AM NOT A FAKE LOVER, i'm real for you i swear

fake lover

+rep great player c:

This guy hates his friends
Dont trust him

That bastard who said "Don't shoot" and then shot.

If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my niBBa🙏👊

-Rep met this guy on VRChat. He was a giant Shrek avatar with a top hat and a deep voice mod. We vibed instantly. Did karaoke in a virtual Wetherspoons, played murder mystery in a Japanese shrine world, and even formed a synchronised dance squad with three anime girls and a guy dressed as a hotdog.
Over the next few weeks, we became close. Shared memes, cursed avatars, emotional talks in midnight lobbies. Real bromance stuff.

Eventually, I invited him over for a VR LAN weekend. He said he’d bring Monster Energy and “the good tracking straps.” I thought nothing of it.

When he arrived at my house he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard d1ck push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.

Don't trust this guy

Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man ♥♥♥♥ at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practising your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep Sad little ret'rded gooner, started to be racist after surprising his mother with a 12 inch bbc between his legs. Now he locks himself in his room stuck in his miserable life between games, h3nt'ai and p0r'n, please take care of your children don't let them become like Poo Shiesty/ Wopa

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sorry daddy

+Rep The sweetest murderous Bear I've ever met

mcdonalds employee of the month

Stupid apex player, delete the Counter-Strike

Now this is podracing

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+rep good teammate

+rep scary and fun nemi

NICE EATER !! UHAHUAHUAHUHUAHUAHUA

+rep the survivor of all time

do not the cat in blender

THIS IS WOPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nicehasck

+REP

+rep very funny

+rep the best bubba in the eu <£

cracked huntress

cat

Oh, mustard. Come on, man, now don't put no mustard on it. You need to put a little seasoning on that thing. What? Man, come on, now, get that pepper off there. Come on, somebody come get this man. Come on, now. Come on, get that pepper off there. That's just too much doggone pepper. I don't wanna see this no more

+rep, good sport!

cheating r3tard

fine but you're not getting anymore, fine somewhere else

I need more water and could you change the litter tray please?

shut up and get out of my garden

Xuě huā piāo piāo běi fēng xiāo xiāo
Tiān dì yí piàn cāng máng
Yì jiǎn hán méi ào lì xuě zhōng
Zhǐ wéi yī rén piāo xiāng
Ài wǒ suǒ ài wú yuàn wú huǐ
Cǐ qíng cháng liú xīn jiān

no u

my meal deal: hoisin duck, pepsi max and a white twix B)

forgot to add, drinks enemas he fished out the bins behind his local gp

+rep hasnt cleaned his smeg in years

-rep trickster hater +rep kinda funny

+rep patient gamer

6"6 with a 3 inch custard gun uwu !_!