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HARK! LOOK TO THE SHATTERED EARTH TO SEE THE LIGHT OF THE FUTURE! THAT THERE IS A WHITE WHALE TO BE SURE. IF YOU FEEL IT LIKE I DO, YOU WILL KNOW WHAT I MUST DO. THERE IS MUCH TO BE DONE.

There's too little time to wait for results. Act, and see what happens. You will never get ahead in life if you doubt yourself for even one moment.

Yeah, I think my cat's sick. Yeah, he's got a broken neck. He has horrible IBS. His mouth and one of his ears are missing. His soul was removed by a Kandarian demon. He's taken a shotgun to the face a couple times. He's got rabies; I'm pretty sure. He's made a deal with the devil. He was stabbed repeatedly in the neck, chest, face, and hair. He's incredibly dehydrated. He has depression. But who doesn't nowadays, right? He appears to have a conjoined twin. I don't really... He has a gambling addiction. He was probed by aliens. He was mowed by a large headless bee. His tail appears to be growing a hair. He has ADHD. He got into a fight with a dog.

when I died, they put me in a glass room and they lowered me down and I stood right back up and spat of their faces I made fun of their guns and uniforms but the noise never stopped efficacious pounding and pounding in my brain and their faces was all red and round and they cut me with their knives but I didn't complain or cry I stared back …

In 1963, a man named Dukeness Test fell into a coma where they boiled his brain in a machine to create a dog named Dukey the Dog, who became a scientist and mentor of a child named Johnathan Test. This coma game birth to the show Futurama in which he became a red-haired boy named Philip J. Fry. Philip J. Fry hit his head on the cryogenic containment chamber, turning him into a dream world where he became a yellow and orange haired boy named Chuckie Finster. Chuckie Finster is a Layer 2 dreamer. Chuckie Finster has a peanut allergy which causes him to break out into hives and enter a dream coma world where he is in the world of Peanuts as Charlie Brown, but Charlie Brown's dream world manifests a dog named Snoopy who is actually the Layer 4 dream version of Dukeness Test, who became Dukey the Dog. Snoopy broke the cycle because he realized he was Dukey, so he went back in time with his other self known as Snoopy to cause Dukeness Test's brain to never be boiled and him to never become Dukey the Dog, erasing him from the timeline, but this causes trouble as Dukey the Dog needed to be a dog in order to finish the very strange machine, because if he did not, the machine becomes unstable and he becomes Ghostly Dukey. Ghostly Dukey goes into a dream coma world where he believes he is a dog named Scooby who solves mysteries about ghosts. Scooby-Doo re- then realizes that he is the dog reincarnation for Layer 5, and goes back in time to stop Layer 2 and Layer 4 Dukeysm from going back in time in the first place and reinsuring that he becomes Dukey the Dog in the future. Meanwhile, Timothy Turner is the original dreamer
DO NOT GO TO DREAM LAYER 6. Or else you will meet with a dastardly creature known as Old Man Dookenquences...