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Garry's Mod

1,761 Hours played

My name is Memer Memeson or EMINIƎ and here is my story.

Three years and a half years ago I joined devolved and that when the true meming started. It goes back farther than that though. When I was just 12 years old Robby came to my house and gave me a copy of gmod and said that it would one day come to be a true meme that not even the greatest memesters of the day could know the depths of. Only looking back could I see the waves that faithful day would cause. Some say that the seismic waves are still felt by the most sensitive meme detectors. If a meme detector goes off then you know when a meme is coming. This is the story of that meme and the people that are memed every day.

After Robby gave me the Golden Gmod I knew that I would have to expose him one day. One that faithful day when robby was runned over with a car by a mysterious stranger we were all shocked and saddened but what was never revealed was who was driving the other car. Today I break my silence and talk exculsively to devovled.us news team. Only this group of people were made of the highest caliber memestuff to handle the truth. I was the one that was driving that 1993 Ford Explorer that smashed that ♥♥♥♥ out of Robby. I did it on purpose to get revenge for the memes that he exposed me to. When I was first memed I knew that I would become a meme murderer. If a true meme could come to my meme store then what could a meme do to my mem shield? That is the true root of modern meme theory. When I killed Robby I also was the only one to hear his last words, "All the hay that he buys is already bailed. It's in a stack, and he just buys the stack." Even to his last breath he was a meme master that not even I, the Chosen Meme, could re-meme that meme. This leads us to the heart of my Manifesto. All memes are fake until proven to be a true meme.

When we get memed a receptor in the brain lights up with meme juice and fills the brain with memey thought, This is why memes spread across the internet at a speed unheard of until the modern era. These days, people have larger and more receptors than any other time in history. If a meme was memed then it turns into a double meme and so on and so forth. But to understand why memes are do potent now, we have to go back, To the Beginning. To before the Beginning.

We find our memes on a sunny park bench in Philadelphia. Three homeless people are on their phones browsing bodybuilding.net, home of the original meme. Things seem peaceful, tranquil even. This is all disturbed when all three homeless stumble upon the same meme that The Great Meme Father left for us to discover. It was only meant for one person to see because when someone sees it they leave their mortal bodies and ascend to a higher planar form. But when three saw this Great Meme at the same time, a Meme Tornado was formed which destroyed much of the Eastern Seaboard. This was later attributed to Obama saying "Thanks Obama" at his final farewell speech by many meme historians but this is simply wrong. While it would have been possible for a top level master memester (which Obama was) to create a meme tornado but not of the scale that we saw on the day. With much of the world contaminated with Meme Radiation from the Tornado, humanity had to evolve or die. All humans grew new meme receptors to survive the meme particles. After several decades of war, famine, and disease. A great Scientist name Garry invented the Meme funnel which brought meme levels back to pre meme Spout (as the Tornado was called by many). But in his work with memes Dr. John McRobbinson Esq. VIII (aka BadkingUrgrain) was twisted by the Deep Memes he was exposed to. With his meme warped mind he founded a community of the memeist game of all time, TTT.

Originally posted by Kevin G. ''Fearless Captain of the Army'':
"Now it is all clear why the memes got to him. He was memed from the start."

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My general opinion on this game.

Garry's Mod is a really, great game for people of all ages; A game designed to see who can withstand the most screaming ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at one time without going insane.

Pro's with the game.

Brings out the inner artist or lua programmer
Easy to learn (even a child with aspies can learn how to uninstall it)
Educates the Gaming community about the brainwashing propaganda of this industry
A poormans or memes version of any game you can think of is available (a gmod exclusive)
Easy to read Lua Errors
Make new friends and improve your social abilities
Pretty simplistic hud and menu (if somebody knows about the sauce engine)
Promotes dank memes
Blackwatch, Prop Blocking, Trevoring
Intelligence agency approved training game
Some Admins aren't stupid; if you can find a good server
Workshop is great and user friendly
Cyber Café friendly
culturekill.com
Seth ain't dead

Cons

Promotes terrorism
Can ruin your life if you're not careful about it
Other Admins are stochastic children or manchilds
Mingebags and Smithbags
Sometimes COD kids ruin servers like the 2009 Mingebags
Plebs who Rage kill (i.e. causing a ruckus and RDM or false KOS someone)
No Seth Hacks available
Gayry Newman. -and his bombass website-
https://web.archive.org/web/20010816112417/http://cgi-bin.spaceports.com/~garry/yomoma.php
https://web.archive.org/web/20010816130340/http://cgi-bin.spaceports.com/~garry/ringtones.php
Replaced Toybox with Dupes
FNAF and more cancerous things
culturekill.com
♥♥♥♥♥♥ Q listed youtubers (e.g. Ritzplays)
Change the name of the game to Gerald's Mod because Garry Newman doesn't give a ♥♥♥♥ about this game. https://github.com/Facepunch/garrysmod-requests/issues/531#issuecomment-227859159
Seth Nolan is in prison

In conclusion, I rate this game 9/11. Mainly because I can plant C-4 and bomb skrubs in most Trouble in Terrorist Town servers. Aloha Snackbar.

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CPU : AMD Ryzen 7 5800X3D 3.4Hz 8Core (PBO to 4.6 GHz@Vdroop Level4)
Cooler : ID-Cooling IS-47K with Noctua A9x14 fan
Motherboard : Gigabyte B550I Aorus Pro AX ITX AM4
RAM : G.Skill Trident Z Neo 32 GB(2x16 GB) DDR4-3600 CL16 Memory (4000Mbps@14-14-14-28-32-1T GDM 1.5v)(Ram Fan: San Ace 80 9GA0812H7001)
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GPU : NVIDIA Founders Edition GeForce RTX 3080 10GB
PSU : Corsair SF750 750W 80+Platinum Fully Modular SFX-PSU
Case : Velka 5 v1.1

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CPU : AMD Phenom II X6 1090T Black 3.2 GHz 6-Core Processor (AutoOC to 3.8 GHz@1.35v)
Cooler : Noctua NH-D14
Motherboard : Asus Crosshair V Formula-Z ATX AM3+
RAM : G.SKILL Ripjaws X 16GB (4x4GB 1+2Ranks) DDR3-2400 (1822Mbps@8-8-8-22-30-1T)
HDD : Seagate Barracuda ST3500413AS 500 GB 7200RPM (Windows 7)
HDD : Seagate Barracuda ST3200826A 200 GB 7200RPM (Windows XP)
GPU : EVGA GeForce GTX 680 2 GB
PSU : SeaSonic Prime TX-650 650W 80+Titanium Fully Modular ATX-PSU
Case : Fractal Design Define R4

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Headset : Audio-Technica MSR7, Astro A20 Gen2 (Xbox)
Backup Earphones : Sony MDR-EX110
Audio Interface : Yamaha UR12 (Unofficial Dinkleberg label), Zoom H5
Microphone : Audio-Technica AT2020 Microphone (XLRM), Bayerdynamic TG-X80
Mouse : Finalmouse Ultralight 2 - Cape Town (x2)
Backup Mouse : SteelSeries Rival (OG Model), Zowie S2 (2019 Model)
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