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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 139.4 hrs on record (128.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:41pm
Updated: Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:42pm

-FPS locked at 60
-Frames drop often and harshly
-FOV is unchangeable and narrow, this is the only game that has ever made me nauseous (mostly during horse parkour on cliffs)
-Horse parkour is the worst movement in any game ever, torrent handles like he ate 200 lb of lead weights and is wearing rollerskates (especially when on a cliff face)
-Target lock rolls a dice every time you press it, it either makes you turn 180 (away from the enemy), targets a random enemy behind what you're trying to fight, or in extremely rare cases it actually targets what you want.
-Invisible walls, hidden ledges, random undifferentiated bloodstains (Rogier), and needing to exhaust dialogue fully then wait at a campfire 3 times to progress a quest lock most of the interesting story if you don't google them.
-In my first playthrough I didn't google anything. After beating the game and going back, it is insane how many times I had gotten stuck in a quest because I didn't talk to the NPC for a 5th time and wait at a campfire for them to disappear and reappear at the correct location.
-90% of arcane scaling weapons just don't scale, not fixed over a week after release
-Most bosses have one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ move that you just have to hope they don't use or you lose the fight
-Armour sets (except helmets) don't have any special effects so they are functionally cosmetic as long as they're in your weight class.
-Multiplayer likes to kick you from invasions/co-op due to network errors
-The fire giant should not exist, google how to cheese it

But you're still gonna buy it because its ELDEN RING BAYBEE, you can't not get this game.
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