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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:24am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 1:02pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 11:52am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 8:19am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 8:55pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:13am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:04am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:39am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 10:56am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 10:58am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:07am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:20am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:38am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 10:13am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 9:32pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 5:21pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 10:57am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:25am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 10:55am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 10:55am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:12am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 1:38pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 9:59am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 10:56am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:32am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:03am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:51am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:24am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 7:14am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:10am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 10:27am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 7:14am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 11:18am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 4:53pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 6:24am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 9:54am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 7:12pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 8:36am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 10:03am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 9:58am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:01am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:54am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 10:55am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:14am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 20, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 10:16am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 5:57am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 9:25am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 9:20am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 5:21pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 11:17am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:32am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 11:17am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 5:21pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 8:12am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 5:49pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 11:15am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 11:17am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 8:23am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 11:44am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:58am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:00am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:49am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:58am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:24am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:40am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 10:01am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 8:03am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:06am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:50am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:38am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:52am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:36pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 10:09am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:58am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:35pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 6:27pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 1:07pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:10pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:38am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:14pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 12:37pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:29am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:37am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 9:54am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 11:52am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 11:18am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 7:14am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:58am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 2:50pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2022 @ 9:10am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:58am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:59pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:32pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:05pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:27pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 9:20am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 9:29am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 5:21pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:03am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:58am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:04am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:00pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:35pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:38pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:51pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:00pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:34pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:34pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:42pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:36pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 8:24pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 10:03am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 9:46am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:49am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:40am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:08pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:44pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 10:02am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:37pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:37pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:06am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:02pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:40pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:44pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:33pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:32am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 9:56am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 5:21pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Aug 20, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2022 @ 11:27am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 6:07am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2022 @ 11:27am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 10:27am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:27am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:46am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:55pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:26pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:37pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:25pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:02pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:47pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:00pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:42pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:00pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:55pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:31pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:48am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:49am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:52am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2023 @ 10:06am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 4:59pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 6:08am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 4:59pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 4:59pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 4:59pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 4:59pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 4:59pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 4:59pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 4:59pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 4:59pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 4:59pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 4:59pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 4:59pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 10:26am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 5:36pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 8:24pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:14am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:35pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:58am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 5:00pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:16am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:54pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:00pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:27pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:50pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:25pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:43am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:00pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:46am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:46am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:53am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:30am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:49am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:53am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 11:39am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 6:09am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 7:43pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 5:21pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 5:34pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 5:34pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:12pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:15am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:16am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 8:59am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 10:10am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:44am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 9:51am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:00pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:00pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:03pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:51pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:46am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:53am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:30am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:30am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 8:59am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 10:03am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:41am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:38pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:50pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:26pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:46am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 7:57pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:42pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:05am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 5:00pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 5:12pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 9:51am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:44pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:48am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:34am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:58pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:02pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:39am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 5:00pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:49am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:22am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 6:49pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 5:47pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 8:05am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 5:14pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 5:00pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:36pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:22am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:46am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:52am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:30am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:30am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 8:59am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 9:54am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 10:19am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 9:21am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:46am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:46am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:46am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:53am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 9:25am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 9:00am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:49am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:46am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:53am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 10:08am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 11:46am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 9:26am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 5:00pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:55pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:34pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 4:56pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 3:49pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 4:57pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 4:57pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 10:57am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:10am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 10:55am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 5:21pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 11:24am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 5:21pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 5:21pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 5:21pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 5:21pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 5:21pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 26 @ 5:06pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 5:21pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 6:08am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 5:21pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 5:21pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 9:10am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:38pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 3:51pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:46am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:44am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 9:53am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 2:30pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 10:03am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 6:12am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:46am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 7:53am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:30am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:30am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 8:59am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:36pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 4:56pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 4:56pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 12:27pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 5:06pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 5:07pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 8:30am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 9:24am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 4:56pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 5:17pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 5:24pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:58pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 4:56pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 4:57pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 5:38pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 5:38pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 9:18am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Jun 21 @ 5:21pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 4:56pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Jul 13, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 4:55pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:37pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 6:13am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2023 @ 9:52am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2023 @ 5:34pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 4:56pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 4:56pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 4:56pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 4:55pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 5:57am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:32pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2023 @ 3:32pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2023 @ 11:43am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 4:56pm