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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 1:15pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 6:37am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 7:57am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 10:19am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 6:11am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 11:45am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 11:36am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 11:39am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 11:48am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 7:23am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021 @ 8:19am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 6:11pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 9:49am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 11:38am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 6:41am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 11:35am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 11:35am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 2:12pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 11:36am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 11:43am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 8:16am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021 @ 5:14pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 11:51am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 6:37am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2021 @ 8:20am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 6:37am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 7:57am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2021 @ 3:52pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021 @ 10:18am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 8:18am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2021 @ 8:20am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 8:12am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 9:46am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 10:14am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 11:41am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 2:05pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 10:39am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 11:36am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 6:53am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021 @ 10:16am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021 @ 10:54am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 8:13am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2021 @ 6:24pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 10:11am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 10:14am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:52am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:52am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:55am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:01am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 10:34am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 10:29am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 6:55am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 10:03am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 10:11am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 8:43am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:21am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 5:25pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 6:11am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 11:04am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 8:19am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 11:59am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 1:37pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 2:03pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 8:18am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 3:18pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 4:43pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2021 @ 2:40pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 8:32pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 8:57am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 10:38am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:11pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 11:37am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 8:17am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2021 @ 12:19pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021 @ 9:28am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 9:37am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 3:40pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2021 @ 10:36am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 11:06am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 9:50pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 9:08am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 10:16am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 10:51am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 10:55am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 10:56am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:02am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:30am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:40am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:28am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 2:26pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 10:30am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 6:14pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 11:19am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 8:51am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 10:45am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 10:30am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 3:26pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:58pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 9:08am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 9:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:31am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 5:31pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 2:03pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 3:29pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 8:57am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:20am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:20am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:53pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 3:03pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 11:59am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 8:12pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 1:29pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 1:51pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:20am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:34am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 9:01am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:38pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 10:30am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 1:56pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:41pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 5:43pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 9:06am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 9:56am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 10:11am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 10:11am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 10:25am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 5:00am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:18am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 11:27am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 9:07am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:07am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:20am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:09pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:20am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 3:48pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 5:36pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 9:09am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 9:30am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:21am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:39am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:52pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:06am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:14am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 10:29am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 10:12am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:44am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:39am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:44am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 10:12am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 5:19pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 11:27am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked May 20 @ 11:48pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 25 @ 6:56am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Mar 17 @ 12:14pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 2:07pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 4:46pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2023 @ 10:52am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 3:01pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 7:52pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2022 @ 6:21am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2021 @ 7:54pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 8:09am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:43pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 9:07am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 2:18am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 20, 2023 @ 6:23pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 8:14am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:43pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 9:30am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 9:04am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 9:21am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:12am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:29am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 2:10pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 2:54pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:44am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 10:12am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 5:20pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:29am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 12:19pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:10am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:35am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 11:35am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 11:36am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 1:04pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 8:44am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:04am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:42am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:08pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 12:13pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2022 @ 5:00am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 4:33am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 3:59pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 8:14am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 2:17am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:33am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 8:16am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:39am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2022 @ 5:19pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 10:09am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:16am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:14am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:35am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 5:14pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 6:05pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 2:17am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 3:21pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 6:24pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:31pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:33am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 8:12am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 9:52am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 5:40pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 9:12am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:14am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 11:32am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 3:55pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 8:54am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 7:39am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:47pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 4:40am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 1:18pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 11:27am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 8:47am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 10:30am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 9:04am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 10:50am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 5:39am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 5:59pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 8:45am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 6:53am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 9, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:08pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 8:14am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 8:27am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 8:09am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2022 @ 4:44am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 6:30pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 6:51am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2021 @ 10:08am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 10:32am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 9:32am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:20am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 5:19pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 29, 2022 @ 6:06pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:12am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2023 @ 11:06am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 10:25am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 9:29am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:14am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 10:29am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 11:33am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 11:36am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 6:53am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 6:50am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 9:07am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 8:10am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2021 @ 5:25pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 10:37am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2021 @ 2:17am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 3:21pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 9:42am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 7:55am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 8:00am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 8:57am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 6:50am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 9:07am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 13, 2022 @ 8:10am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2022 @ 5:46pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 5:55pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 9:46am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 11:21am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:20am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 11:27am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 8:16am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:39am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 9:29am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 9:29am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:13am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 8:14am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2021 @ 11:27am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2021 @ 9:01am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2021 @ 9:04am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:12am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 7:37am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 31, 2023 @ 5:54am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 11:37am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 11:49am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 11:34am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 9:49am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 10:08am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 10:08am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2021 @ 12:17pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2021 @ 11:37am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 8:21am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 10:26am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2022 @ 11:32am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 10:31am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:12am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:12am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:12am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:12am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:12am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:12am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:12am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:12am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:12am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 5:04pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:12am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:12am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:12am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2023 @ 11:06am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:11am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:11am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:11am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:11am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:11am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:11am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:11am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 11:51am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 1:15pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 8:48am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 8:48am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 5:06am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:11am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 7:04pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 9:32am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 10:10am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:11am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:11am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 5:12am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 6:58pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 8:44am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 21, 2022 @ 6:39pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 6:52pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 2:42pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 1:19pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:18pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 9:09pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:16pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:16pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:16pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 8:48am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 8:48am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 13, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 17, 2023 @ 5:06am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:16pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 4:16pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 11:14am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked May 19, 2023 @ 4:05pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked