VerteN's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:04am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:01am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 11:39am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:04am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:12am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:40am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:35am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 10:14am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:14am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:41am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:31am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:34am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:43am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:57am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:21am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:04am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:39am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:39am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:39am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 9:56am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:33am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:57am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:45am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:28am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:30am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:59am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:21pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:04am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:31am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:16am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:37am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:45am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:13am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 9:00pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:47am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:04am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:12am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:33am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:42am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:00am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:02am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:35am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:09am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:42am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 10:15am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 8:43am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 8:43am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 8:43am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:44am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked Sep 9, 2021 @ 12:29pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:32am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:13am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:43am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:39am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:36am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:37am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:39am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:25am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:24am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:14am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:02am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:02am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 9:05am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:13am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 5:48am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:53pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:02am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:04am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 10:07am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:14am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:14am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:00am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:25am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:12am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 10:05am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:22am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:26am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:43am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:10am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:39am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:25am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:56am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:40am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:00am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:14am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:53pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:04am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 10:07am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 4:10pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:43am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:12am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:14am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:42am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:25am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:17am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:25am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 10:23am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:39am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:07pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 5:38am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:34am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 9:21am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:47pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:12am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 10:05am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 10:38am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 9:00pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:10am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:42am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 12:20pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:02am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:34am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:14am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:40am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 10:39am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 11:16am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:39am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:52am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 4:05pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:13am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:25am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 10:05am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 10:18am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:14am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:25am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:31am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:25am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 10:21am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:55pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:25am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 10:21am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:28pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 12:11pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:27am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:14am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 9:36am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 9:56am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 10:06am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:25am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:25am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:35am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:42pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:12am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:52am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:57pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 4:10pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:14am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:52am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:25am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:26am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 10:35am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:55pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:29pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 11:04am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 10:11am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 4:10am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked Oct 24, 2021 @ 3:40am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 10:26am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 1:59pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 12:04pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:49pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:25am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 10:35am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:55pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 1:59pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 3:45pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:02pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:36am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:41am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:39am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:41am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:42am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:42am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:42am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:43am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:42am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 6:02am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 10:35am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:14am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:42am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 11:27am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:04pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 10:15am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 4:10pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:04pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:02pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:53pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 4:55pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 10:55am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 3:40pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:14am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:25am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 1:51pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:05am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:49pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 10:33am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 6:17am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 11:07am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 11:38am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 11:42am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 4:35pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 10:47am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 4:10pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 6:17am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 6:17am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 10:04am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:14am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:43am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:55pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:05pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 6:17am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:35pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 10:42am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:57am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 10:06am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 10:14am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:09am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:36am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:59pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:27pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 3:11pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 5:48am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:48pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:34pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 4:05pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 10:03am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:33am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:33am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 2:44am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 3:52am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:21pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:17pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:00am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 11:59am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:33pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 10:21am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:05pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 5:54am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 6:17am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:37am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:34am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:18pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 4:59pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 7:05pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 10:53am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 6:17am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 11:07am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:02am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:03am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 3:38pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 11:59am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:42pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 8:43am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 10:21am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 11:38am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:26am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 4:05pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 3:57pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:18pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:53pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 5:19am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:33am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:48am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 8:28am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 2:14pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:06am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:26pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:43am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:58pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:06am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 3:15pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:55pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:55pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:56pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:04am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:26pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:55pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:04pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:47pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:47pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:36am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:38am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:52pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 3:38pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 1:56pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 10:33am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 10:37am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 11:46am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:45pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 10:33am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 1:54pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:21pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 10:37am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 10:37am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked May 24, 2023 @ 4:05pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 8:50am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:08am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:09am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:13pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 1:46pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked May 28, 2023 @ 8:40am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:08am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 10:37am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:55pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:03pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:03am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:37am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:07pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:43pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked May 25, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:25pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked Jun 3, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 10:34am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 10:37am

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked Jun 6, 2023 @ 11:08am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked Jun 1, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked Jun 9, 2023 @ 9:30am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:47pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:47pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 12:26pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 2:41pm