A yieryi, A yieryi, A yieryi. qing nin yong can le!

During english lesson, Junwei felt uneasy in his stomach. He tried to hold his bowel in but it soon gave way. Junwei then rushed to the toilet with a trail of diarrhea. After relieving himself, he tried to clean up after himself. After school, many springfailderps were puzzled about the brown "spiral" patterns created along the pathway. Many springfailderps took pictures of the brown "spiral" patterns but to much horror or amazement, every photo they took did not show the brown "spiral" patterns but instead a picture of Junwei beating off. After reading this, you are now cursed under the wrath of Junwei. Copy and paste this entire message to 5 other steam accounts (not including mine) in 69hours or Junwei will appear behind every reflection in mirrors and photos you take.

let me tell you a story :
Yesterday was a long and tiring day for Junwei. Junwei returned home exhausted and needed a way to energize himself. He launched facebook, searched for your profile, clicked on your profile picture and zoomed in 500%. Junwei then took off his pants and jacked off to your face.
After reading this, you are now under the curse of Junwei. Post this to 69 other steam profiles (not including mine)
otherwise Junwei will appear behind you in 69hours after you read this.

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Riki is a dota 2 hero. Pass this to 25 people to get the power of invisibility. Dont laugh my friend already invisible his mom cant find him

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