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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 731.1 hrs on record (64.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: Nov 9, 2014 @ 9:53am

Captains log: Stardate 46154.2

It has been an interesting few weeks. Between the constant raids on my ship, Ion Storms and Solar flares, the crew now has the projected service lifetime of 3 days. If it wasn't for the clone machine I myself would have been gone a long time ago. On our journey back to the Federation base, I can't help but wonder if I've done this before... Sometimes when on the bridge I swear I have experienced the events unfolding before - An untrustworthy slug merchant, an infestation of alien spiders on a nearby station. Nevertheless, even with this uneasy feelings we press on towards the next sector, hoping that it won't be another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Mantis homeworld.

Picard version twenty-three signing off.
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3 Comments
codywilson11 May 26, 2017 @ 5:40am 
wantmymtv you didnt have to read it
Roli Dec 15, 2016 @ 4:17pm 
they should make a movie based on this :D
codywilson11 Jun 26, 2016 @ 10:06am 
lol