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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:21am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:32am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:38am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:15am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:33am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 10:17am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 2:57am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:41am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 6:02am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:43am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 8:07am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 8:59am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:02am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:07am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:20am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:28am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:41am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:15am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 9:01am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 10:01am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:36am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:36am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:36am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:01am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:35am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:00am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:04am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 8:58am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 8:58am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:14am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:35am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 8:59am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:27am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:48am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:02am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:29am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:56am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:20am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:40am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 9:11am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:09am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:37am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 8:53am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:15am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 10:29am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 4:15am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:26am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 4:30am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 9:22am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 12:30am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 1:10am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 9:20pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 9:20pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 5:13am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:05am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:12am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:27am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:00am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:16am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 1:53am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:31am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:41am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 12:25am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 8:13am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:26am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 4:39am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 10:01am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:26am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 11:14am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 7:43am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 8:43am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 6:19am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:53am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:01am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 10:01am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:28am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 9:10am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 9:07am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 8:41am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:26am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:49am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Mar 15 @ 1:44am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:22am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 4:16am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 10:01am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:02am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:24am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 8:41am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 9:05am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 11:14am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:14am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 6:10am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:41am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:43am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 8:27am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 1:34am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:15am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 3:39am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:01am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:31am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:19pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 1:59pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:18pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 3:06am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 10:17am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:37am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:41am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:59am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:10am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:42am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 3:39am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 10:33am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 11:19am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 12:05pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 2:22pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 2:44pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 10:32am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 3:17am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 2:02pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 4:39am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:15am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 3:01am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:48am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:09am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:24am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 12:02pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 2:15pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 5:13am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 6:19am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 6:19am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 3:49am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:09am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:09am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:42am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:45am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:47am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:47am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:11am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:29am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:28am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 10:28am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 3:01am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:27am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:31am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 8:58am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 1:36am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 4:15am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:37am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 1:53am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 9:14am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 4:28am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:11am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 8:07am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:01am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 11:57am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 2:37pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:40am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 3:14am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 4:11am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 4:18am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:34am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:31am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:12am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:20am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:44am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:53am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:37am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:38am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:39am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:36am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 3:05am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 2:40am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:13am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:10am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:27am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:42am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:09am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:48am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:09am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:33am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 3:39am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 2:15pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 9:06pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 5:13am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:53am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 4:40am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:51am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 3:30am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 8:02am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 11:51am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 8:02am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 4:10am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 5:00am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:28am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:38am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 2:50pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 3:12am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:27am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 1:42am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:30am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:38am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:10am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 1:03pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 3:57am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 1:59pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 11:39am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:06am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 2:51am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 3:12am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 1:09am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 4:50am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 9:29pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 9:18pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:31am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:16am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:09am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:09am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 11:19am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 1:59pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 9:05pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 9:29pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:48am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 3:58am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 5:07am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 9:00am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:21am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 2:10am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:29am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:05am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 8:52pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 8:52pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 1:55am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 8:52pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 12:18am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:11am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:22am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:34am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 3:59am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:28pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 9:47am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:39am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:40am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 3:47am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 12:01pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 12:01pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 11:39am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:31am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 3:21am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 4:39am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:28am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:37am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:38am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:38am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:39am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 7:56am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:46am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:38am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:37am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:39am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:42am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:40am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:50am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 2:02am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 6:33am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 6:09am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 2:08am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:06am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:06am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 7 @ 9:22pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked May 1 @ 1:13pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:45am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:01am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 4:17am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:30am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:48am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 12:02pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 12:03pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 5:04am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:38am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:47am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 3:06pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:39am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:08am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:12am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 9:18pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:39am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:28pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 2:03pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:08am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:39am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 4:38am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 9:25pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:01am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 11:21am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:38am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:39am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:40am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:48am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:48am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 6:22am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 4:41am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 5:06am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:28am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 10:37am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:38am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:38am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:39am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:45am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:48am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 6:22am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:05am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:09am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:15am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:36am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:36am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:37am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:37am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:47am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 6:09am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:09am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:13am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 8:33am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 1:59pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 2:02am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 2:06am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 6:55am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 6:55am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 6:55am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:22am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:25pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:47am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 6:59am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:44am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 10:05am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 9:34am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 1:48am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 1:04pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:36am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 7:01am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:39am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:38am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:52am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 10:54am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:38am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:39am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:45am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:48am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 6:22am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 1:17am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:09am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:15am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:40am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 10:57am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 4:17am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:18am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:32am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 9:32pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:52am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:50am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:38am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:49am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:06am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:15am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 9:39am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:57pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:39am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:11am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 6:59am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 9:39am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:45am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:04am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 1:01am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 1:31am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:10am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 12:01pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:41am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 7:43am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:38am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:47am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 4:05am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:15am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 10:57am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 2:38am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 12:20pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:42am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:14am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:05am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:09am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:40am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 10:49am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 2:59am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 3:40am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 2:40am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 2:29am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 3:02am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 3:08am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 12:39am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 12:54am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 12:40am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 12:39am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:52am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 10:57am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 9:19am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 9:38am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 11:39am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 8:41am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 2:14am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 6:57pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:16am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:45am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:39am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:40am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:48am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:48am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 6:22am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:09am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:15am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:15am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:46am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 10:57am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 10:57am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 10:49am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 12:33am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 2:38am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 1:19pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Mar 10 @ 3:32am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 9:55am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:48am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 6:22am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:06am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:09am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:15am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:15am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 10:57am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 9:31am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 9:40am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 12:09am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 12:09am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 3:42am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 4:19am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 1:19pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:36am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:34am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 1:59pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 1:01pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 5:04am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 1:01pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:40am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 6:22am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:15am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:56am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 9:46pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 4:14am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 29 @ 5:17am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:25am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:46am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:44am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 5:39am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:39am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 9:29pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:38am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 12:31am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 3:14am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 1:04pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 2:34am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:26am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 2:02am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:00am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:10am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 8:58am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:21am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:21am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 12:20pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 3:11am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 2:28am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:20am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 9 @ 9:05pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 3:25am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:49am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:19pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:51am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:09am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:46am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 9:38am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 3:00am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 11:01am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:48am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:48am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:44am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 6:53am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:09am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:16am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:42am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:46am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:15pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 9:34am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 10:49am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 12:09am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 3:00am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 3:40am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 12:28pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 2 @ 9:36am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 4:48am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:36am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 14 @ 5:38am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:37am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:40am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 9:06am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:15am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:16am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 12:31am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 2:09am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 2:58am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 2:40am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:26am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 4:27am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 22 @ 7:46am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 9:20pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 2:52am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 8:28am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:18pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 9:18pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:06am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:11am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 9:34am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 1:48am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 1:04pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:36am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 4:01am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 20 @ 5:49am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:45am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 7:16am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 9:39am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jan 21 @ 10:57am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 9:34am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 10:49am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jan 22 @ 10:14pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 1:21am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 23 @ 3:40am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 24 @ 7:15am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Feb 13 @ 9:22pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 30 @ 2:24am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:37am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:37am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:38am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 2:05pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 3:56am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 29 @ 9:20am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 1:37am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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