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Do you have a pet? Do you have a sweet tooth? Do you believe in the power of a curse?

WOW YESTERDAY I CAME HERE TO ASK ABOUT USING LINUX, OH GOD I ACTUALLY TRIED THAT ♥♥♥♥ OUT JESUS CHRIST DO YOU LOSERS ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE COOL FOR USING THIS STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? GOOD GOD YOU'RE PRETENDING YOU'RE A HACKER OR SOME ♥♥♥♥ FROM CSI, LINUX IS MEGA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND ANYONE SAYING ANYTHING ELSE IS JUST A MASSIVE FREETARD. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OBSCURE, WANNABE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. JUST KILL YOURSELVES AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO TELL ME UBUNTU OR ANYTHING IS ANY BETTER, I'VE ACTUALLY -TRIED- OUT LINUX AND IT WAS ♥♥♥♥. YOU LOSERS ARE EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY, GOOD GOD HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOURSELVES LATELY? YOU SERIOUSLY PRETEND TO BE COOL USING ♥♥♥♥ SOFTWARE LIKE LINUX WELL ♥♥♥♥ YOU!

Are you actually gay? Like seriously? Like actually? Like you are attracted to men? You want to suck a penis? You want to slurp the ♥♥♥ out of a man's ♥♥♥♥? I don't judge and I'm not homophobic or anything but you are the scum of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth. Burn in hell like Jesus intended.

Mi nombre es Yoshikage Kira. Soy 33 años viejo. Mi casa esta en la seccion Noreste de morioh, donde estan todas las villas, y yo no estoy casado. Yo trabajo como un empliado para las tiendas the departamento de Kame Yu, i yo llego a la casa cada dia por 8 de la tarde a lo mas tarde. No fumo, pero algunas veces bevo.

Estoy en my cama por las 11 pm, i yo me aseguro dormir por 8 horas, no importa que. Despues de bever un vaso de leche caliente y asiendo 20 minutos de estirando antes de dormirme, yo normalmente no tengo problemas asta la mañana. Como un bebe, yo me levanto sin fatiga o estress en la mañana. Fui dicho que no avian problemas en mi ultimo chequeo medico.

Estoy tradando de explicar que yo soy una persona que desea vivir una vida muy tranquila. Me cuido de no molestarme con ningún enemigo , como perder o ganar, eso me causaria perder sueño en la noche. Asi es como yo trato con la sociedad, y yo se que me trae felicidad. Aunque, si yo pelearia, yo no perderia a nadie.

Have you ever walked out of a mall into a huge parking area and realized you've forgotten where you parked your car?

You can't even get the quote right, you animal.

Have you ever visited a China Town section in a major city?

So according to his Wikipedia page, Ben Shapiro has two children, which means that at one point, a woman willingly reproduced with him. So the burning question is: how do you be intimate with a man with eyebrows like that? I mean, only with doggy-style or in the dark, because there's no way you could ♥♥♥♥ him with those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyebrows staring at you, boring into your soul. And if he gets you pregnant your children are going to be born with the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyebrows. And grandchildren. And great-grandchildren. His eyebrow-seed will multiply throughout the universe. And you will be responsible. How do you live with yourself, knowing you've unleashed that? oh god oh ♥♥♥♥.

Yeah it's amazing, I've sucked tons of ♥♥♥♥ in my time, so has my SO. None of us are known for our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ behavior, we're not known as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It's unfair, it's ridiculous, she shouldn't have to go through this stuff. She just sucked a ♥♥♥♥, something that we all do from time to time, but we as people generally don't get harassed and ♥♥♥♥ on for sleeping with someone. I hope she can just live a normal life - no one deserves to be hurt over something every single human does on a regular basis.

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Trans rights more like sans rights amirite

You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ psycho ♥♥♥♥♥ you dumb undereducated hoe, stop spamming ♥♥♥♥ on other subreddits you worthless human trafficked sex slave wannabe, go suck a ♥♥♥♥ to shut that damn ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth of yours, ♥♥♥♥♥. WHERE ARE THE MODSSSS!!!!

Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥

EU COMING THROUGH LUL TRY AND EXTERMINATE A GROUP OF PEOPLE LUL NEEDS AMERICA TO SAVE THEM LUL STILL HAS A ROYAL FAMILY LUL SOCIALISTS LUL NO FREE SPEECH LUL MARRY 16 YEAR OLDS LUL STABBINGS IN EU LUL

First time I saw my cousin naked,I looked at her little vague and said,"wuts dat u has there" She said it was her peepee, and I told her mine didn't look like that. She wanted to see, so I pulled it out, then she asked if she could touch it. I said yeah, so she did. When it got hard, she started giggling and said it was cute, then gave it a kiss. I liked it so I slid it into her mouth. We were both pretty young at the time. She was 6 I think, and àq1I was about 38.

Ha! Perry the Platypus, you have fallen right into my trap. BEHOLD! THE ♥♥♥♥♥-INATOR! You see Perry, as a child, I was never allowed to have my own N-Word Pass. But with this, no man woman or child will be able to stop me!

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Yoyo Perry the Platypus, now I can enact phase 2 of my plan. There are just too many ♥♥♥♥♥-ass crackers in my hood. And now, imma give them the N-Word Pass they hold so dearly. And there's nothing you can do. See ya later, my ♥♥♥♥♥.

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Then he pulled my wittle egg🍳 out of my tight princess👸 ⛳️hole⛳️⛳️ and put it🇮🇹 in my mouth🤐 🆘so 🆘🆘 I could taste😝 my 🍭sweet🍭 girly ©️UⓂ️Ⓜ️ℹ️ES ~~~~~ 💦💦💦💦UwU. I guess you could call📲 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 🅰️a 🅰️🅰️ cream🍨 egg🐣 xD~ Tonight he's making me wear it🇮🇹 to Easter dinner. It's a🅰️ remote 🛂control🛂 wittle egg🍳🍳 🆘so🆘 Daddy can make my princess👸 parts〽️ ♥♥♥ whenever he wants 😚😚👅💦🍑. I hope🙏 he does 🇮🇹it🇮🇹 while I'm trying to eat 🐝🐝💦💦tee hee😊😊😊 🍑💦

I'm Daddy's wittle bitty Easter slut 👅💜🐰👯. This year he gave me a🅰️ cute wittle 🐣egg🐣 to hide in my sweet 🍬 ♥♥♥♥♥ 👅🍑💦💦. Bzzz🐝 bzzz 🐝bzzz🐝 💦UwU 💜💜😍. It tickles😂 more➕➕ than Daddy's moustache👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧 hehehe 😋😋😊. This morning 🌄 he put me on 🔛 my back⬅️ and poked 👈👈👉👉my pretty 💜💦👸princess👸 face😄😄 with his yummy😋 fat daddy ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆 💦while my special wittle egg 🍳 buzzed 🐝🐝🐝away. Daddy 😚😚😋knew when I was about to ♥♥♥😮😮 and covered📔 my face😯 in his ©️UⓂ️Ⓜ️ℹ️ES💦💦💦💦 at the same 🕜time🕜! He used his daddy ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦 to push all his hot🐫 yummy😋😋😋😋 jizz into my mouth 🤑 and tummy.😍😍 Yum 😋yum😋! I swallowed it 🇮🇹 all 🔺up 🔺.

Do I have any questions? Unless you are a published theoretical physicist and have earned a Master of Science and two PhDs, have an IQ of 187, and went to college at 11, research String Theory at Caltech, switched disciplines from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory and reconciled the black hole information paradox using a string network condensate approach, worked on the string theory implications of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations and considered a method for optimizing a 500 GeV particle detector to this end, jointly wrote a paper on supersolids to be presented at an Institute of Experimental Physics topical conference on Bose-Einstein condensates, keep a whiteboard in the living room for scientific theories containing virtual particles in quantum mechanics or series of Riemann zeta functions, then no I will not ask you any questions

You killed 2-3 or even all team through smoke => cheater? Ofc all enemies will say yes. And they will send reports... VAC system will notice all these reports. Will check it. But, VAC don't have a humanity factors. All of us know what RANDOM is, and how it works...

It’s ㊗️ Still 🌮 Technically 👃 My 🤠 Cake 🍰 Day 📌 So 🖋 Give 🐲 Me 🇦🇶 Upvotes 😔 You 🏬 Sad 🌵 Sack 🏵 Of 🅱️ ♥♥♥♥♥ 🚽, Do 📦 You 🥛 Realise 🤩 How 🍶 Long 🍭 I’ve ⭐️ Been ☘️ Waiting 🤽🏿‍♂️ For 🏈 This 🍁 Day 🏚?

Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the carpet. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your ♥♥♥♥, not an hour after you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutted. This is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my ♥♥♥♥ and jack off when i see a HOT quadratic on a test? Either make the equations less sexy, or LET ME jack off in your classroom, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to take a test in class yesterday, and when I saw some sexy looking quadratics, my boner engaged. When I found the y-intercept of the equation, I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and the teacher got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on a classmate. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. He should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over him, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the teacher didn't agree with me. She KICKED ME OUT of the classroom, and I didn't even finish taking the test.

Frankly I think us men should no longer hide our erections in public. For too long now our erections have been oppressed by belt buckles and between our thighs, hurriedly tucked away lest anyone sees. Man will not truly be free until he can be proud of his erection, not ashamed and embarrassed! We get them all the time, for many reasons besides arousal. If a 'liberated' woman can walk around with hard nipples reading 50 Shades of ♥♥♥♥, why can't I walk around with a hard penis?

I 100% agree that the filthy white man is ruining Cosplay by doing it in a way I don't like. I think, in order to prevent these atrocities, we need to create a special kind of camp to hold the filthy baka gaijins in. This camp will allow us to "concentrate" them into a close area. That way Whitey can't oppress nor trigger us. That will show them for not being able to cosplay as well as us. Sincerely yours, Greg Weebington, proud member of MENSA with 180 IQ

♥♥♥♥ guys, I got to go. Ben Shapiro has just appeared and he's spitting facts and logic at me. I can't handle this anymore, this might be my last day against him... I don't know what to do, my Soros Bucks used to silence Shapiro has been working to a degree, but Ben Shapiro can't be stopped. Once I tore his head off and straight out of his neck instead of blood facts and logic splat at me. I don't know what use there is to fighting. This is going to be my last messege for a while, but I am going to fight Ben Shapiro.

Timmy Turners parents are HUGE. It has been confirmed that Timmy himself is 4'2". However, his parents are about 2.33333333 times his height. Doing the math, Timmy is 50 inches tall. 50*2.333333333 is 116.6666666. Divide that by 12, and that concludes that they are 9.7222222217 feet tall.

He asked if I liked his “meat missile” then as he was about to finish said he was going to “nut in my guts.” It was like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ an unsexy, raunchy Dr. Seuss.

I poop in a sock when I'm playing fortnite so that I don't have to get up while I'm getting my epic gamer moments and then when I win I need to get rid of my massive boner so I use my poop sock as a fleshlight then I freeze it overnight and use it as a Dildo in the morning so I can absorb anything I previously didn't absorb when that poop was last in me

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You kids just don't understand how significant Azur Lane is for modern gaming, The history of WW2 is too important to be forgotten and this generation has been largely not exposed to the rich and diverse legacy of naval warfare. Giving these storied ships character and personality is a genius way to help introduce these complex topics to the younger audience and dismissing them as being "weeb shipgirls" is derogatory and disrespectful. I play this game for the incredible gameplay and rich cast of ships that complement each other with complex synergies and rewarding combos. The Indianapolis is my favorite ship and I'm done with you guys calling her "loli bait" and "underage" she was launched over 80 years ago and her young appearance is just a personification of her superior speed and maneuverability unseen at the time in any other ship. She is caring and loyal and I won't forgive anyone that disrespects her.

So I've been on 5 dates with a girl born via fecal fertilization. The pejorative is commonly known as a "backdoor baby". Basically during anal sex, if a poop fertilizes with a sperm it can result in a viable zygote born 13 months later (rectal gestation takes longer than uterine). The child is completely normal besides the fact that they will always smell like poop no matter how much they bathe.

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When a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much they stay up really late, (like to 10:30pm). They kiss three times to start the ritual. They sacrifice a goat with a machete made with platnum bought from cabelas. Then they chant "Lord jesus give us children" until god gives them children. Then three days later the mommy has a baby come out of her belly button, the goat or her left ear. God is good amen.

Libtard gets fisted 🤜 🤜 with the flag of FREEDOM🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 then ♥♥♥♥♥ slapped 💃👏👏 by LADY LIBERTY and then ANALLY DESTROYED 😫😫 BY THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AND BRUTALLIZED BY UNCLE SAM 😃🇺🇸🇺🇸 BRUTALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BY MURICAN 🇺🇸 CAPITALISM THEN NAY NAYED 🕺 by a BALD eagle 🦅 then DABBED ON by MOUNT RUSHMORE 😀😀😀😀 then gets ANALLY PENETRATED by the WASHINGTON MONUMENT 🏛 AND FINALLY DEPORTED👊to FACT ISLAND 🌴 BY BEN SHARPIO 😫😫😫

A question directed to any age group, but I feel that the 18 and under will relate a lot. I think that it is very hard to find very good friends or even a grilfriend when you have any kind of WN or NS view at a young age. Even though I have 3 good IRL friends and 2 good online friends, it's kinda hard not to feel alone at times, especially when most guys around my age (16) seem to be hanging out with girls all the time and it seems so hard to find someone when you have standards that include basic decency. 90% of teens nowadays really are a mess. Bit of a rant idk.
Salutes to every loyal comrade.

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Incel tears is a legit hate group, their only purpose on Reddit is to bully internet virgin's. I believe that they have led several fellow incels to suicide, caused by the relentless hate and bigotry they exude. This hategoup's founders and admins have also be accused by some reddit users to be racist pedophiles and stalkers. Some incels have also been DDoS attacked and had their personal info plastered online,putting their lives at risk,unnecessary risk. This type of dangerous behavior should NOT be tolerated on Reddit or the internet, they have created a toxic environment for incels,especially incels of color on reddit. If we can't have a place to speak our mind's and come together in a loving support group there could be sERious consequences. Its a sad day when people are systematically exterminated from the internet and in real life by anti-male ,anti-virgin, anti-human bullies.

Dude, how much a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ do you have to be to hate gay people? How are they interfering with your life in any way, you flaming queer? Why should you care about what they choose, ♥♥♥♥? Why would Jesus hate gay people for not confirming to the will of queers like you? Homophobia is the gayest thing in the whole world.

I love being a teenager.

Seriously, my life is this crazy combination of booze, drugs, sex, fun :)

I listen to rap all the time, dont care about anything my parents say, and do ♥♥♥♥ ALL at school, just living my life, just being young, wild& free!

🤙NEVER GROWING UP🤙

Quick tip: do not accidentally press download. That ♥♥♥♥ will play automatically right where you left off (nutted at) when you pile your whole family in the car, start it up, and your phone and car do dirty deal of a bluetooth handshake that totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wrecks your 10 hour drive to disney world. ♥♥♥♥ my life.

☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Hosni Mubarak
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Muammar Ghadaffi
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Al Assad
☪ You say Eminem, I say Mahmoud Abbas
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!

You owned a car 🚗🚗 for 4⏰📅 years⏰👍. You🚶 named it👱 Brad👱. You💑❤💗 loved💕Brad💕😙. And then you🚶⚠ totaled⚠🚧🚗🚙 him🚦. You two 💏💑had been through everything 👬together🎭. 👬2 boyfriends👬, 🔨🔧3 jobs🔫,❌ nothing ❌could replace👱 Brad🍆🍆. Then Liberty Mutual📞📞📞 calls, and you break into your 😊happy😊 💃dance💃💃🍆.

Why the ♥♥♥♥ does everyone like the remix so much, it's like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ overplayed drum cover but with mediocre drumming. That's the only real change plus some generic syncopated chugs thrown in there. There was a part where he threw in some bell hits on the upbeat for no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason and I think that basically describes the entire remix. It's just a safe overplayed drum cover that's not even done competently, it lost the entire atmosphere of the song which is kinda the point. Kj sawka's drum covers on his channel are a million times better than this ♥♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grabbitz remix was better than this ♥♥♥♥ xd. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell

So after a while of trying to lucid dream I finally did it! I realized that I was dreaming and was so happy that I had done it. I started thinking of all the things I could do within the dream. Then, I realized... I can have sex!

I thought to myself "When I turn around, there will be a hot naked girl behind me."

I turned around and what do you know... Hot naked girl! I took her over to my bed and I went at her hard.

After a while her moans started to sound... Masculine... I opened my eyes and discovered that the hot babe I was ramming had turned into some fat old dude!

I jumped and fell off the bed. The man looked at me and I thought "Wait... That's Danny Devito! What the ♥♥♥♥?!?"

And then an egg came out of his ass and he said "Can I offer you a nice egg in this tryin' time?"

Thank God my alarm went off right after that... No more sex in dreams from now on.

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Thank you. I just want you to know that I really appreciate that you began this post. I've always been insecure about sticking my fingers into my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and whether or not the act of having said fingers in pooper is homosexual or not. You have opened up my eyes. You are an inspiration to all, and I too wish to be as brave to have my fingers up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as you are on a daily basis. Keep on pluggin', buddy.

Hey comrades I'm a heterosexual male and I love women. Anyway how are we going to defeat that monster that I'm not attracted to because I am a heterosexual male with a girlfriend on this pink planet which I dislike because pink is gay and not representative of my straight values at all ha ha ha. Did I mention how much I love women? Like man, women are so feminine and go perfect with the male sexual organ known as the penis (which I use on the opposite gender obviously because I'm not gay and totally straight haha).

Lindsay could still feel some remnants in her vagina and ass as she got up weakly and pulled her pjs back on. Her mother looked concerned when Lindsay opened the door, but the explanation of another nightmare seemed to put her at ease. When she'd gone back up to bed, Lindsay went into the bathroom and sat on the toilet, feeling ashamed and violated as she let the last of the soggy cereal mush drip out of her body. She still hated cheerios. Now more than ever.

She could feel them snapping and crunching inside her as she clenched down to try and keep them out. The tendrils on her body seemed to get stronger. groping at her breasts and ass and tugging hard at her nipples. She felt her ♥♥♥♥♥ stretching as it was packed full of rapacious cheerios, the growing pressure sending mixed tingles of pain and pleasure rippling through her body. Then she felt the presence of yet another narrow tendril rubbing insistently against the tight pucker of her butthole. Lindsay came as it pushed inside her, her body shivering uncontrollably as she was reluctantly overcome by pulsing waves of ecstasy. At that moment there was a quiet knock on the door. Her mother's voice called out, asking if she was okay. The cheerios quickly drew away, vanishing into the darkness just as abruptly as they'd arrived.