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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 6:03am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 6:49am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 7:30am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 11:17am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 2:35am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 11:37am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2023 @ 2:25am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 3:09am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 6:05am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:51am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:34am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:38am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:50am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:59am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 6:12am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 8:27am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 11:39am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 9:15am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 2:20am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 11:39am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 8:51am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 8:51am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 8:51am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:37am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:57am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 6:37am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 8:20am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:33am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:33am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 6:02am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 7:19am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 11:50am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 6:02am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:34am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 6:05am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 7:58am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:41am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 6:55am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 10:29am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 6:06am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 8:37am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 9:37am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:50am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 7:19am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 11:26am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 8:12am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 3:10am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 4:23am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 9:15am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2023 @ 2:37am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 3:10am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:17am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:49am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 7:10am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 9:51am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:47am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 6:00am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 10:29am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 6:42am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 10:46am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 8:10am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 9:33am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 10:12am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 8:51am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 3:18am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 7:56am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 8:51am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 11:22am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 6:09am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 10:38am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:39am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 10:14am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 9:55am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 9:41am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 6:05am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:35am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 11:19am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 11:33am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 11:23am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 8:12am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2023 @ 2:37am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 11:22am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 6:12am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 10:39am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 6:07am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:50am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:51am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 11:08am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:55am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:58am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 8:08am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 9:56am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 9:07am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:10pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 11:04am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:04pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:11pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 5:00am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 5:04am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:31am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:48am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:48am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:55am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 11:25am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 11:38am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:25am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:42am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 5:52am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 10:31am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 6:09am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 10:32am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:07pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:44am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:50am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 8:51am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 11:10am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 4:34am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:51am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:51am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:48am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 12:50pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:37am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 6:28am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 9:59am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 1:06am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2023 @ 3:16am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 7:31am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 6:48am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 11:29pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 3:36am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:51am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 7:38am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2023 @ 10:41am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 7:31am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 10:53am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:31pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 4:54am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:55am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 8:12am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 8:04am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:58am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 9:45am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 8:26am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:14am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 9:01am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:17am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:55am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 11:39am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 8:51am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 8:09am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 12:07am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 11:08am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:26am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:51am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 10:53am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 10:53am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:46pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:46am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:20am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:39am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:39am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:39am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:39am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 12:07am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 1:06pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 5:02am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:47am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:48am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:22am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:53am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:57am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 11:38am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 9:40am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 6:09am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2023 @ 4:26am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 7:35am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:51am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 11:52am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:09pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 1:02pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 4:48am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 4:56am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:46am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 2:23am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 8:07am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2023 @ 2:25am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 7:29am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:32am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:41am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:42am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:50pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:38am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:13am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:13am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:07am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:07am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:41am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:59am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:59am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 11:33am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 8:02am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 6:18am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2023 @ 5:12am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:42am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2023 @ 12:44am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 11:38am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 7:15am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 8:18am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:50am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 8:02am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:06am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:32am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 12:30pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 3:07pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 4:56am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 4:56am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:44am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:44am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:11am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:33am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:55am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:58am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:59am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 12:11am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 1:07am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 12:12am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 1:44am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 2:08am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 1:38am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 7:39am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 7:39am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 7:39am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:51am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2023 @ 4:21am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2023 @ 5:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 10:27am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2023 @ 2:09am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:51am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:50am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:50am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:59am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 11:39am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 1:07am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:56am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 8:13am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:51am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:13am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:55am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:40am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:13am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:13am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:07am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:07am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:55am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:40am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:19pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 2:36am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 2:49am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 7:39am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:55am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:27am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:40am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 11:47am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 12:11am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 1:07am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 1:07am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 1:33am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 2:23am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 2:23am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:26am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 10:08am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 11:05am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 11:40am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 12:03am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 1:35am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 7:39am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 8:24am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:17am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:04pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:47pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 12:07am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 8:34am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 11:08am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:55am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 1:06am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 2:24am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 10:07am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:42am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 11:05am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 1:19am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:26pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 12:03am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:59am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 11:39am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:26pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 2:27am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 2:36am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 7:39am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 8:58am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 8:24am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 8:29am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:26am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 10:08am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 27, 2023 @ 5:16am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 3:36am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 10:38am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:44am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:07am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:59am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 1:33am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 7:39am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2023 @ 4:16am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2023 @ 4:16am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:25am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:24pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 8:30am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 7:33am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 12:23am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 2:23am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 8:51am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 9:14am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 12:50pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:32am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 10:32am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:58am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 12:11am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 2:36am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:26am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:26am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 1:19am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 1:19am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:38am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:25pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:27am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 8:39am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 8:58am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 11:17am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 12:30am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 4:01am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 24 @ 3:09am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 1:26am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2023 @ 9:40am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:17am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:43am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:46am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 6:29am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:38am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 8:29am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 12:03am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 12:14am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 1:06am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 1:06am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 1:33am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:16am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:37am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 10:44am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 6:28am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 12:32am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 12:50am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 1:19am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 5:00am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 24 @ 3:09am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 8:08am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 12:31am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 2:36am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 7:39am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 7:53am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 8:24am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:16am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 10:44am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 6:28am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 12:32am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 12:50am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 1:19am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 9 @ 5:00am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 24 @ 3:09am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 11:07am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:32am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:49am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:18am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 11:38am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 1:07am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 7:33am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 10:08am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 10:08am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 12:20am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 16 @ 12:20am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:42am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:41am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:39am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 1:07am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:41am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 12:31am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 12:56am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:36am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:51am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 5:33am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 6:03am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2023 @ 8:09am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 12:56am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:46am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:39am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 11:58am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 1:25pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 2:23am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 8:18am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 11:05am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 6:28am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 8:35am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 25, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:46am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 9 @ 5:00am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:26am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 9:37am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:52am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 12:23am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 12:31am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:52am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 4:01am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 4:01am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 6:47am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2023 @ 11:19am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 26, 2023 @ 10:08am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:45am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 1:26am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:44am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:44am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:44am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:44am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:44am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:44am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:44am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 1:19am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 1:19am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:44am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:44am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:47am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 9 @ 5:00am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:42am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:42am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:52am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 12:23am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 12:31am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 1:19am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 4:01am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 12 @ 1:37am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:42am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:42am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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