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Recent reviews by Wunut

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10 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Don't listen to people baby raging that they "Paid for daily quests!!!" I can't even believe people would complain about paying for a DLC that openly says it adds unlocks and quests to keep you playing a dope game to unlock doper clothes in it lol
Posted December 29, 2023.
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9.0 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
This game is the ever and I would punch and also I would punch and I would punch and also I would probably punch and also I would punch and also I would kiss June on her hot bug mouth and I cannot say which one but you can use your detective skills
Posted April 4, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.1 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Pizza 👍
Posted March 7, 2023.
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429.8 hrs on record (408.2 hrs at review time)
Brawlhalla is the game where you!
Mammoth coins are way too pricey though like DANG I hate paying $13 just to play as a "new character"
That's insane, idk how it's still that pricey but like yeah wth
Posted November 17, 2022.
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4.0 hrs on record
This game looks really cool, it even has some cool ideas, and has some pretty silly jokes and character. But sadly, it's shallow, grindy gameplay, lack of functional settings and controls, straight up broken game mechanics, buggy characters doesnt get outweighed by it's positives. This game seems like something SOMEONE had put a lot of passion into, then something happened and they pushed out a crappy buggy mess. It's really sad honestly, this game seems like something that could have been a classic gem, but instead it's just a polished turd where a jewel could have laid.
Posted September 8, 2021.
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784.2 hrs on record (611.4 hrs at review time)
Very cool! What game is this?
Posted April 22, 2021.
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107.7 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
It's real good
Posted October 31, 2019.
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2.6 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Genital Jousting is a really goofy game with a story about a terrible young male seeking love in all the wrong ways in all the wrong places, and doing so while trying to maintain an appearance of collectiveness and experience despite having neither, it’s an incredibly silly but realistic story of self toxicity and how we sometimes assume correlation is causation with love and try to change ourselves to acquire it. It’s at it’s core a rise and fall of a character who seeks self gratification and lacks total personality or compassion, it’s a sad portrayal of a very average person who struggles with themselves emotionally and falls down a hole of self loathing and poor choices, the resolution of the tale being the main characters life long friend showing that it’s okay to show weakness and that all people are worthy of love should they see that there’s more to love than sex, and though the main character never ends up with a partner, he gains a strong sense of self worth and bond with his friend whom he’s grown with.
This games story isn’t long or overly complicated it’s just a terrible and relatable story that gives a super simple ultimatum:
Don’t dwell on love, sex, or material goods, instead appreciate the people around you and the love you have for them and yourself
And that penises are really funny
Thank you and sorry for reading

Reminder: A penis game reminded me the piece of advice of “if you’re looking for love, love yourself, be kind, be courteous with your desires, and appreciate what you have rather than what you’re missing”
And I think that’s about the stupidest resolution you could receive from a penis game
Posted July 6, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
274.3 hrs on record (169.8 hrs at review time)
My favorite gameplay element of StarBound is probably spending 3 days trying to figure out why the game crashes before you can actually play the game again for 2 weeks
Thank you StarBound, very cool I love you very much
Posted June 27, 2019.
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