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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.6 hrs on record
Posted: Apr 10 @ 12:43am

I booted up Haste thinking, “how hard can sprinting through collapsing worlds be?” Answer: very. I’ve never panicked and parkoured so hard in my life. This game doesn’t just ask you to go fast—it lovingly shoves you off a cliff and says, “Figure it out mid-air.”

Each run is a chaotic fever dream of wall-jumps, double-dashes, and “OH GOD THE FLOOR IS GONE” moments. You don’t play Haste, you survive it. One second I was feeling like a speed god, the next I’d faceplant into a laser because I blinked. Rookie mistake.

Levels are procedurally generated, so every run is a fresh new way to die stylishly. There's also this branching overworld where you pick routes, meet weird little dudes, grab upgrades, and quietly regret your choices. It’s like a roguelike but caffeinated, with the attention span of a squirrel on Red Bull.

Visually? Gorgeous. The world explodes beautifully as you sprint past it. The music? Changes tempo depending on how doomed you are, which I find deeply rude and also very cool.

If you like your games fast, chaotic, and just a little unhinged, Haste is pure joy. It’s like speedrunning your own destruction—and loving every second of it.

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