Recent reviews by Haiköder

This game is fantastic! I've got a lot of good things to say and my complaints are minor. If you're into busy-work games you'll love this. You could probably make it through this free prologue in about an hour, and I enjoyed the time I spent playing through it the first time.

This prologue takes you through the basics of the game, it introduces you to painting/cleaning/upkeep/random events like vandalism/construction/decorating/RC car racing/petty theft/and being a victim of extortion and gang violence. All these things are accomplished through mini games. These could get tedious if you're stuck doing the same one over and over, but at least in the demo things were happening fast enough that you're moving between things a lot/not doing the same thing very long. Even when I was going out of my way to do things the game didn't tell me to, like paint my entire gas station, I didn't get bored or annoyed by the time it took to complete that mini game over and over.

I was confused/put off by some things but they were minor. Every time you put away the paint brush it resets the color, and every time you start painting you can't stop until it's done. This caused some frustration/made me waste some time repainting sections. When you go into the tool selection wheel, your cursor seems to be placed somewhere random, as opposed to a system where you open the wheel and whatever direction you pull your mouse is the tool you select. You may also have issues launching the game, me and my friend both experienced difficulty getting the game to start normally/without the game booting to a blank black screen that never changes.

Those are simple issues that could easily be fixed, and I assume are quality of life things the devs would pick up on by the time of a full release. The BIG issues with this game however are that you can't drift when riding the tractor, and for whatever god forsaken reason live fish will appear on the floor places. However, that may be a plus for some.

This game is kinda cool i guess. It's kinda fun. I've spent hundreds and hundreds of wasted dollars and none of it was worth it but this game consumes my soul in an ever lasting fury of trying to get more cool looking items and hat while slowly draining away my wallet and my funds dragging me into a purgatory like state of spending money. This games steals away your soul, your family will never see you again. It's addictively fun, even when you're doing terrible and everyone on the enemy team is dominating you, it is still fun, to the point where you post steal your mother's credit card to waste more money on tring to get something cool you probably will never get, envying everyone else you see with what you want. Until one day when you die and are dragged by satan through the 9 rings of hell naked over shards of broken glass and shattered dreams, only to bring you before the Lord Gaben where he shall judge you over how much money you have spent on his games, only to be inevitably sentenced to an eternity of browsing steam, where you see infinite numbers of reasonably priced games on sale, that you don't want to play but you buy anyway because you feel like you're saving money, thrown into an infinite abyss of guilt and boredom of even having a library of a million games feeling like you have nothing to play. But then again, hats.