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"the state of our economy"

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michael is a cuckboi

MY DAD IS

This underaged young man has the finest quality of the anus. His ass so tight make a ♥♥♥♥♥ squeal for help like a woman trapped in a enflamed house. Not only is his ass of the finest but the mouth on this one is insane. This one be sucking better than a power vacuum..♥♥♥♥, it might even compare to a Black Hole. I swear I saw Jesus coming down the stairs in brilliant bright light. This one's mouth is the Truth. However, to every good, there is every bad. I would not pay for his handjob services. That ♥♥♥♥ ripped the skin off my ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥ be peeling banana or something. Other than that, after my trip to the doctor, I would come for his service again. Oh, and he also charges extra for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on his face. He said I have a good aim since I hit both his eyes.

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Michael probably doesn't even know who the meme is

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Rawr x3 *nuzzles* *pounces on you* you so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ heh *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* *nuzzles wuzzles* $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease *runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~* *paws on your bulge as I lick lips* *unbuttons ur pants as my eyes glow* u smell so musky *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your meat* *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* *licks balls* punish me daddy~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your ♥♥♥♥* salty goodness~

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