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Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked Sep 23, 2016 @ 6:56pm

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked Sep 25, 2016 @ 3:33pm

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked Sep 6, 2017 @ 12:16pm

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked Jun 30, 2018 @ 1:21pm

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked Sep 7, 2017 @ 3:45pm

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked Jul 4, 2018 @ 9:19am

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
Unlocked Sep 7, 2017 @ 3:16pm

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 11:41am

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
Unlocked Jan 7, 2023 @ 9:37am

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked Jul 4, 2018 @ 9:27am

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked Sep 6, 2017 @ 2:35pm

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked Sep 7, 2017 @ 2:14pm

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked Jun 30, 2018 @ 3:04pm

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked Jul 4, 2018 @ 12:33pm

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked Sep 13, 2017 @ 7:12am

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 11:24am

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked Sep 25, 2016 @ 3:33pm

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked Sep 10, 2017 @ 7:28am

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked Sep 9, 2017 @ 4:53am

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
Unlocked Sep 7, 2017 @ 12:57pm

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked Jan 7, 2023 @ 9:57am

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked Sep 21, 2016 @ 5:25pm

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Unlocked Sep 6, 2017 @ 1:39pm

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Unlocked Sep 10, 2017 @ 1:17pm

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
Unlocked Jul 4, 2018 @ 12:49pm

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
Unlocked Sep 12, 2017 @ 5:12am

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
Unlocked Sep 7, 2017 @ 3:08pm

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 10:28am

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked Sep 26, 2016 @ 5:15pm

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 10:57am

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 11:05am

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 11:15am

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
Unlocked Sep 13, 2017 @ 7:12am

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked Sep 11, 2017 @ 7:10am

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
Unlocked Sep 11, 2017 @ 9:50am

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
Unlocked Sep 11, 2017 @ 9:50am

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
Unlocked Sep 11, 2017 @ 9:50am

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
Unlocked Sep 11, 2017 @ 9:50am

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
Unlocked Sep 11, 2017 @ 9:50am

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
Unlocked Sep 11, 2017 @ 9:50am

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
Unlocked Sep 11, 2017 @ 9:50am

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
Unlocked Sep 11, 2017 @ 6:44am

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Unlocked Sep 11, 2017 @ 8:34am

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked Sep 12, 2017 @ 7:34am

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Unlocked Sep 12, 2017 @ 7:34am

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked Sep 12, 2017 @ 8:18am

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked Sep 12, 2017 @ 5:51am

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked Sep 12, 2017 @ 7:34am

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked Sep 12, 2017 @ 7:34am

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked Sep 12, 2017 @ 7:34am

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked Sep 12, 2017 @ 8:15am

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked Sep 12, 2017 @ 5:41am

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Unlocked Sep 12, 2017 @ 7:34am

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Unlocked Sep 12, 2017 @ 8:36am

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked Sep 12, 2017 @ 7:31am

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked Sep 12, 2017 @ 5:40am

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked Sep 7, 2017 @ 4:17pm

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked Sep 5, 2017 @ 3:26pm

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked Sep 6, 2017 @ 12:59pm



Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
76 / 100

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
608 / 800

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
817 / 1,000

Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
0 / 1

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
13,470 / 20,000

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
19 / 35

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
26 / 75

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
72 / 500

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
0 / 1

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
0 / 1

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
0 / 1

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
0 / 1

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
0 / 1

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
0 / 10

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
0 / 1

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
0 / 1

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
0 / 1

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
0 / 500

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
0 / 1

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
0 / 1

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
0 / 1

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1