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You're all 👨👩👵👶a bunch ✊️✊️of queers🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉You make 🚷🚷me want 🎅🎅to throw up🤢🤢🤢its honestly❓❓ so⬆️⬆️ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sad 😞😔😢that you people 👯👯‍♂️are so⬆️⬆️ in touch 🤝🤝with your feelings🤗🤗🤗 that when someone says🗣🗣 something you don't like 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️or agree with 😤🤚you throw a hissy fit😂😂😂start menstruating🍷🍷and come 💦💦💦🍆🍆🍑🍑to this alt left ⬅️⬅️♥♥♥ dump💦💦💦 of a subreddit 👽👽👽and tell 🎤🎤everyone👥👥👥 about your feelings😸😿😾Grow up 👶➡️👴the world 🌎🌎🌎is an ugly place 🔫🔫nut up 💦💦💦or shut up🤐🤐🤐🤐

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name jeff

I'm Malcom Turnbull, and THIS is my parliament.

I work here with my old man Tony and my son, Scott. Everyone in here has a dual citizenship and a Bill for an Act to amend the law relating to marriage, and for related purposes. One thing I've learned after 2 years - you never know when the NBN is gonna come to your suburb.

Looks like you're more of an expert than me. :)

Okay Mr zootopia expert

Spell it right, poofs.

yes I too like going ♥♥♥♥ wild on nick wild

hbu? Do you like going down on Nick? Anyway hav fun nerd

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HEADBUTTING HOMOSEXUALS IN THE HOUSE
『YOU CAN SAY NO』

Yes you are.

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I had gone to the fairly local store to get a message from the message man. But while I was in the store someone stole my car radio. I said NOT TODAY you heathen and ran at him and got it back. He hit me on the head giving me a terrible migraine. The police got the man who stole my car radio and took him to see the judge. The judge said he's guilty. So I went home to my hometown and went to bed and sang myself a ode to sleep. The man in the prison had a heavy dirty soul because he knew he was a goner.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

You know, it is chauvinist men like you that make women so emotional. Maybe, just maybe, YOU are the one who is flawed. But you are too damned self-absorbed and gender discriminatory to ever think that there is some flaw in the sculptured image you have made yourself into. And maybe if you STOPPED using the opposite sex as nothing more than a figure, something to blame, something to mistreat, and something to abuse, you could stop making yourself into such a vexing sexist pig. And, maybe, if you could take a look outside of yourself and not give a name to a large group of peoples, you could learn something. Oh and also, have you taken sex ed? Because last time I checked,YOU would not BE here without a woman. And also, you are making YOURSELF look stupid and unenlightened to the human species when you even ask this question. So I'll answer your question with one of my own: Why are YOU so annoying?
Go fall in a ditch.

I sexually Identify as a Vladimir Putin. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the free world dropping hot sticky napalm on homosexuals. People say to me that a person being a Putin is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a 9 inch penis, greying but still manly hair and a masculine Russian accent in and on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Vlady" and respect my right to rule with an iron fist. If you can't accept me you're a putinphobe and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I know this might sound weird at first, but I think furries should be a part of the LGBT community(yes, even the straight furries) We face oppression for being different and there are a lot of furryphobes on this site. It’s 2017 and gay marriage is legal. Why aren’t furries a part of the LGBT community yet? It sounds like we obviously should! I like the term LGBF(Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Furry) I know there’s a lot of other sexualities included in like a full term so we should just put the T(transgender) back there. There are more furries than transgenders anyways so who cares? :D #furriesinLGBT #ReplacetheTwithF

Did you ever wonder🤔😮what happens when you nut🍆💦😫? What if you nutted🍆💦😫out the sperm cell that would've became a genius🤓but instead kept the one that would be a clown🤡? That's why I refuse to masturbate😤because I want a genius🤓child👶💯💯💯

NSFW, 20, [A4A], I have 3 fursonas; male, female and femboy. But I'm more than willing to play almost any character as long as it's realistic. Also send your own fursona and their info; name, height, gender, species, personality and ♥♥♥♥ size/breast size.
Kinks: toys, teasing, costumes, jockstraps, musk, anal, scalies, mommy kink (not exactly incest but just calling me mommy because I'm an older woman) ovipostion (eggs), dominant women/furs/been
Turn-offs: macro/micro, any ♥♥♥♥ size over 14", death, gore, vomit, vore, rape, feral, overly buffed fursonas and scat.
Bonus: emo music enthusiast, yugioh player, passionate rp player, meme sender, willing to be Toriel from undertale, willing to be Judy from zootopia

I'm a lesbian. It's not that interesting. There are millions of other lesbians, I'm sure you know a few. But you don't know me. So what makes you think its ok to ask me deeply personal questions? don't act like you care about my coming out story or my relationships or anything like that, because all you really want to know is if I've ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a guy, if I ever would, and how I have sex with girls. Oh and if you can watch. I'm so sick of that one. I know I'm pretty, I know I don't come off as "butch", and I know I could "have so many guys" thank you but I don't want them. Please just stop reducing me to your sexual fantasies. There are so many interesting things about me! Im traveling next month! I know 4 languages! I'm an apprentice at a tea house! I love astrophysics and philosophy and video games! I don't care how "cool" you are with it. Every time a guy finds out I'm gay every single conversation revolves around that. Like yea I got it, you're disappointed, sorry? Move on.

The YiffnessGram™ 💦Furry Test is a multistage knot capacity test that progressively gets more difficult 😩👌👈as it continues. The 200 😻pound bara furry test will 💋begin in 30👀 nyas. 😽🙀🙌Line up at the cage doors. The breeding 💙💜💦speed starts slowly💦😩, but gets faster🔥🔥 each minute after you hear this signal.😻 [nyaa!!~<33] 👅A single nya should be completed each time you hear this sound. [prrrr~]💙💙 Remember to yiff💦💦 in a fursuit, and yiff 👀👀👅👄as long as possible🐱💞.

Hai fellow furry fuzzball!!! X3

I lost my bestfriend to a hater dabbing back, as he was dying in my arms I tried to get answers, I tried to ask Jake Paul for help...but no answer. I watched my friend die as he kept asking "What do I do if the haters dab back?", and all I could do was nothing. If only Jake had answered my bestfriend would still be here today :'(

MCR isn't emo i swear to christ Emo originated from the DC hardcore scene in the 80s. Such is 1st wave It then blended in with indie rock and experiential stuff and formed the chill twinkly 2nd wave midwest. 3rd wave of the late 90s/early 2000s brought us emo pop, with bands like the get up kids blending bummer tunes with upbeat pop punky synthy jams. This is a little before this MCR came around They formed as a, i will admit, emotional hardcore (still not emo, just had elements) band with that first album (which honestly kind of sucked). Hot topic swooped in on that marketable image when three cheers came out and they were rocking the whole black shirt red tie thing right so all these sad upper class skinny ass white kids that liked I'm not okay (which is a bomb single) would buy in okay

This was during the big mallcore boom that kicked off the careers of bands like silverstein (who are still around today and only got better) and senses fail who don't suck and also gave us hawthorne heights (authors of the infamous cut my wrists and black my eyes lyric) and also the whole crabcore scene which was premium ♥♥♥♥-tier and then led to Of Mice and Men who were pretty good for a second and then remembered their crabcore roots and went back to sucking (they did a cover of blame it what the ♥♥♥♥) and then went buttrock on us at the end there and also asking alexandria came out of that scene and Attila has been helped to popularity becausr of these edgy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mallrats which is objectively a bad thing (suck my ♥♥♥♥ you fronzilla you edgelord piece of ♥♥♥♥)

All these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ angsty cliche bands shat on the public perception of the genre even today ("you like emo? Oh so you cut yourself?") And made emo a four letter word in the critical world that lasted until the emo revival started taking off like 4 years ago 3 Cheers was not emo-y at all. It was pop punk and just rock. Black Parade was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arena rock tbh it mostly just rips off queen. it'd be groundbreaking if it came out in the 70s it is a rock album. Nothing is emo except it is somewhat sad ans they wear black People who think MCR is emo think american idiot is an emo album okay PLEASE As far as the last album goes idk it was weird too grand scale synth alt rock? Basically MCR isnt emo Wearing black doesn't make you inherently emo okay Carly rae jepsen is more emo than mcr and ♥♥♥♥ hot topic

some people say that a full body orgasm can only be achieved if you go to the top of mount fuji and jerk off god himself lol i don't know i just jerk myself off because i'm eleven and my girlfriend won't let me have sex with her lol that's dumbs like ♥♥♥♥♥ i know you want it

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no joke, crazy frog made me realize i was gay. i rewatched all of the crazy frog videos again and again pausing whenever there was a good shot of his floppy donger. i noticed i was getting hard during one viewing, so i starting jerking off to the frog monsters little weeny. probably the best orgasm of my life, and i've been chasing that feeling ever since. I have always wanted to have sex with Crazy Frog, I have fantasied about this for many years and I have always masturbated to this thought and only this thought, I want him to hover and fly towards me until his ♥♥♥♥ makes contact with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I scream in pleasure as he uses his frog ♥♥♥♥ to penetrate my human hole.

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Nerds

Ssshhh it's a secret ;)

Zero and Thread having some comment affair or some ♥♥♥♥

I was seein this chick one time and in the middle of us ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ she asked me to pee on her.....i mean i was kinda down you know she was super hot, it was unexpected, ♥♥♥♥ she was askin for it, so it naturally got me thinkin oh ya im wit that especially for the story for the squad you know... But i couldnt piss with a raging boner i tried really hard like wtf how do you even do that? Is it talent? Is it drugs? Is it magic? Someone explain this madness for me please

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I think its hilarious u kids talking about Threadlight. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at LAN, hes JACKED. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest girls. yall are pathetic lol

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease I need to be punished runs paws down your chest~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~

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