I suck cacti and milk rocks to not die   United States
Constantly sarcastic and aggressively passionate. Been told I have the depressed intern guy voice. Im more positive then I sound.
Sorry if I sound like an ass. For the most part I dont mean it.

Musical bullshit
Top 20 favorite artists
1- Barns Cortney
2- The National
3- Rise Agiasnt
4- Imagine Dragons
5- To Kill a King
6- Dropkick Murphys
7- Magic Sword
9- khai dreams
10- Joji
11- Samsa
12- TWRP
13- Gorrilaz
14- Muse
15- X Ambassadors
16- Bears Den
18- Neck Deep
19- Tally Hall
20- Blind Mellon
I dare you to listen to one song by each of these artists, thats how diverse my musical taste is.

My theme song

My master spotify playlist. Ever expanding and contracting, just like the universe. Withholds all the music I'm currently listening too [open.spotify.com]

My Hall of Fame. Music that I absolutly love that has earned a place on my all time favorites for one reason or another [open.spotify.com]

My Spotify profile. Got couple playlists on there for the world to see. Why not take a peak. [open.spotify.com]

My soundcloud. A couple more playlists, I repost a ton though so feel free to check out what I cant get on spotify that I enjoy. [soundcloud.com]

If I was a song i would be this

Hobo Rocket

Synths are a special noise, so beautiful, so perfect. [open.spotify.com]

Chill soup is some random name I came up for a chill playlist. Mk.2 Enjoy [open.spotify.com]

The original chill soup recipe [soundcloud.com]

b i r b y

Discord: 『Swordsmyth』#7168
Dead server: https://discord.gg/xcGCDnQ
send me a poke if you want, idk.
Currently In-Game
I will teach you the sword stuff
Mental health is a serious thing. Remember that there is more going on inside someones head then it appears.

Before I say anything about myself, I'd like to mention people that mean a lot to me.

AnotherGerman : Nazi Scam and one of my best friends. Good luck with you're nuclear engineering man.

Oreo Pizza : Acoustic parking meter and quite possibly one of the best people to talk too.

Otto : One of my best emotional supports. I dont know what I'd do with out him.

Tod : ᴅ ι c к.

Admiral Bubbles : The Big Gay and a demoman at a level I could never reach.

Whale : Washed up tf2 player. Sounds familiar. Also someone ive known since i started being on the internet.

BluNight :All of us have that one person you dont know how they ended up in your life and cant comprehend the repercussions if they weren't. So thanks i guess. *cough* fat ass *cough*

Now for me...

Middle English swahrd, from Old English swhahrd; akin to Old High German swärd to sward something
before 12th century

intransitive verb1: to unfurl an epic diatribe of utter bullshit while being completely unaware that your existence has become a absolute joke to all those around you

practice2: a fugly twat

some of that sounds familiar. Unsure

in all seriousness Im just a dude on the internet that plays games (Starbound, warframe, Monster Hunter, and TF2). Im also always down to play borderlands or shadow warrior 2. My friends call me sword so you can call me that yourself. alternatively you might come across a dumb cuck named swardsmooth. That is me during the harsh moment when some bastard takes swordsmyth. If I ever meet that person I'm gonna invite them to grab some donuts cause they might be a cool person.

Twas forged on July 21, 1998

History of mains: Scout>Pyro>Scout>Engie>4th generation muma rollout (current)

I used to follow tf2 competetive and played a season of iron (if you call the comp expirence in the first place lol) It ended up being not my type of thing so dont excpect much from me, i am what you would call filthy casual τ ʀ ᴀ s ʜ.

Never forget

pl_thundermountain and cp_5gorge are the best maps dont @ me

My 16 personality test results. I was skeptical of this test but I found the results about 70% accurate. [www.16personalities.com]

Some things about me

Im a weeb. There is no going around that. I enjoy the art style of anime and the exccesive nature it has. I tend to weeb at my own pace though. Im not one of those that needs to keep up with every seasonal realease. I try to avoid shoving it down people's throats and like to ironicly hate anime. I genuinely prefer reading manga over watching anime though.

I bust a nut for pixel art. Small things Like Kaho's skirt in Momodora RUTM and the cape the Magician has in Hyper Light drifter make me loose it. Just the animation and how fluid it its. Even though I can go on about so much more of Hyper Light Drifter's art I wont. I'd write an essay.

I absolutly love the cyberpunk sub culture of si fi. Its probably my favorite fictional sub culture.

I write. I really enjoy writing. Telling stories and shit is great. My goal is to do comics/manga, so I'm currently learning to draw.

Booette is sheer perfection fight me.

Games that live in my heart forever ordered from most important to current loves: Kirby Super Star Ultra, Pokemon Soul Silver, Kirby Squeak Squad, Kirby and the Amazing Mirror, Legend of Zelda Wind Waker, Super Smash Bros., Super Smash Bros. Melee, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Mario Kart Wii, Team Fortress 2, Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior, Hyper Light Drifter.

I'm not heavily into FPS's but I love Dishonered, Shadow Warrior, and Borderlands. Dishonered is a stretch but I wanted to mention it somewhere on here. Also I cant ever forget about TF2 It kinda means a lot to me for sentimental reasons even though I dont play it as much as I used to.

My favorite game genre is metroidvenia. Its like a smaller scale open world where my small mind can comprehend every single detail instead of being intimidated by bigger games.

I have a crippling addiction to rougelikes and my wishlist contains way too many and plan on expanding my collection further.

Well... I Guess that'll do [wiki.teamfortress.com]

Also about my steam wishlist. If you're the non existant person that ACTUALLY wants to buy me a game. I generally keep the top 10 the most correct. Dont, I'm a terrible person to buy games for.

Thats about it. enjoy your stay or just leave without reading any of this. Most of this shit is mostly for me and my friends. Mostly me.

Also, before you go, my comment section is a hell hole where I want to die and each quote will probbably end up on my grave stone. Feel free to check out my regrets. They're quite humorous..

For the glory of agatha brother. :agathacross:

Lyrics I like
Nothing matters when the pain is all but gone. When You are finaly awake. Despite the overwhelming odds tomorow came. And when they see you crack a smile. And you decide to stay awhile. You'lll be ready then to laugh again

Wrapped in your regret! What a waste of blood and sweat.

The entirety of Miracle by Rise Against.

This ones for the mighty sea, mishief, gold, and piracyThis ones for the man that raised me taught me sacrafice and bravrey.This ones for our favorite game black and gold we raised our flagthis ones for our family name with pride I wear it to the grave.

Now for something comepletly different

Wise old person:
"A fight is going on inside me. It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves.

One is evil. He is anger, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority... and ego.

The other is good. He is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humiltiy, kindess, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion... and faith.

The same fight is going on side of you. And Inside everyother person too."

Innocent child:
"which one will win?"

Old wise person:
"The one you feed"
Favorite Game

Recent Activity

1,500 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
30 hrs on record
last played on Nov 13
782 hrs on record
last played on Nov 13
Admiral_Bubbles Apr 7 @ 7:42pm 
『Swordsmyth』: It sucks for the first 9 months then you get used to it playing with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and its just a thing
no context
Admiral_Bubbles Apr 2 @ 3:08pm 
Tod Drachen Mar 9 @ 3:45pm 
Admiral_Bubbles Feb 18 @ 11:45am 
"A lot of little boys jiggle their hands... wait, I did'nt want to say that. I retract my statement" -Sw0rd
tide turner Feb 1 @ 1:44pm 
If you provide the gift wrap or giftapult, sure I can sign stuff.
Admiral_Bubbles Jan 29 @ 5:50pm 
"You knw what guys im gonna go shoot my neighbor, have nothing better to do" -Sword 2k18