Listen to me singing Komm, Suesser Tod for 12 hours.

Who the ♥♥♥♥ am I?
Here's a short list:
1.Looser
2.NEET
3.Formerly funny and smart guy (not like it helps me much now)
4.Russian who likes english more than his own language
5.Person who is rarely satisfied with anything
6.Extremely dull dude
7.My gender is a liquid and I can pour it into your drink while you're not looking.
8.Confirmed member of Boco no Haram
End of the list.
If this didn't make you delete me from your friends list, then you most certanly can expect a dumb message about some ♥♥♥♥ sooner or later.