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24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked Aug 13, 2014 @ 3:33pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked Aug 15, 2014 @ 3:22pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked Aug 15, 2014 @ 3:08pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked Aug 15, 2014 @ 3:15pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked May 22, 2015 @ 8:22pm

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked May 22, 2015 @ 8:17pm

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked Dec 23, 2014 @ 7:48pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked May 22, 2015 @ 8:15pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked Aug 13, 2014 @ 2:56pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked Aug 13, 2014 @ 3:18pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked Jan 4, 2015 @ 6:19pm

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked May 22, 2015 @ 8:12pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked Aug 13, 2014 @ 3:24pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked Aug 13, 2014 @ 4:08pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked Aug 13, 2014 @ 4:07pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked Aug 13, 2014 @ 4:01pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked Aug 13, 2014 @ 4:09pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked Aug 13, 2014 @ 4:29pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked Sep 13, 2014 @ 4:00pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked Aug 13, 2014 @ 4:49pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked Aug 13, 2014 @ 4:45pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked Aug 13, 2014 @ 4:48pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked Aug 13, 2014 @ 4:29pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked May 22, 2015 @ 8:27pm