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After a good heist in GTA5, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great heisting and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a GTA LAN-party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear and I felt his hard :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts: push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I’ve commented here before and I can see why this comes off as trolling but it’s a genuine question. My bf goes to the wash room often for a little too long and the toilet never flushes which I assumed was just him wanting his jerk off time. However, I went through his phone recently and discovered a lot of pictures of Garfield I’m a sexual context (that being Garfield with large breast and as a women). He likes anime so I knew he has a thing for nekos as so do I but, this makes me quite questionable on his intentions with these photos. Should I confront him about this? Is it probably a lighthearted joke? He talks about Garfield often as he does like the cartoon character and I often gift him items of the character thinking it’s just a cute thing. What should I do? Asking for actual advice. Thank you.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play left 4 dead 2 sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

yes, please enjoy it

the top gun theme keeps playing in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house did you do this

I will NOT take the meds.
I will NOT go to therapy.
I will NOT listen to the Feds and CIA glowies.
I WILL practice indoor chicken farming to become self-sustainable.

Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.

Sometimes I remember that one time you were in the front yard of your cornfield on skype at 5am and your dad yelled at you and I laugh

+rep gave ma an iPhone 8 in exchange for sexual favors

Can you think of a demon hotter than your mom?

No. You can't.

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-rep this user pm'd me pictures of themselves in grotesque sexual poses and offered an iphone 8 in exchange for sexual favors. i am especially upset because it turned out to be an iphone 5S and obvious somethings wrong with it because its super slow and wont let me use the mobile autheticator

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+rep Answers to my questions.

benis

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ello m8

Idk. I'll check.

ALRIGHT THEN. So why does it say your offline. Maybe you did something to your settings?

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NERP DERP DE LELELELELE GMOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

TANKS! HAAAX