https://www.instagram.com/kalsein_cs/

-rep haha me and my friend cheated against you!

Our nineteen-year-old, unemployed, out-of-shape, broke, ugly, and still terrible Counter-Strike-playing main character finally snapped. Hearing Season 2 of Premier was coming, he swore it was his chance to escape his miserable life.

He "locked in," marched to a PC café, and was promptly demolished by 15k elo Korean sweats, becoming a training dummy. Fuming and fueled by self-loathing, he decided to take action.

At 3 a.m., he crept into his mom's room, snapped a picture of her credit card, and made the most desperate purchase of his "career": a DMA card.

A month later, the sketchy hardware arrived. Though it might be mining crypto and stealing his data, he doesn't care. With it, he achieved the unthinkable: he can now almost pass as an average Faceit level 9.

One hundred twenty dollars of his mom's money, a month of waiting, and bootleg hardware—all to upgrade from terrible to barely mid. Money well spent.

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https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198869037307/

Yes, hello, I have the sex, I do the sex a lot. Some say I am the best at the sex. If there was a sex Olympics, I would win gold, I have a seven inch penis. I use my seven and a half inch penis for the sex. My girlfriend loves my eight inch penis. She sometimes brings her friends over just to look at my nine inch penis. Did I mention that i do a lot of sex?