Well you see, the question of "who asked?" is simply a paradox. Because by asking "who asked?", you are implying that people need to be asked before speaking. But following that logic, you would have needed to have someone grant you permission to say that, because who asked you to say "who asked?"? Exactly, nobody did, and nobody can ask anyone to give them permission to give you permission because no one asked them. And this perpetual loop never ends, creating a paradox. So by you saying "who asked?", you admit that you are a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom ♥♥♥♥♥.

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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎.
𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢.

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OK. I'll give you Simpsons. That's pretty underground as far as anime goes. So yeah, it's a REAL anime. But Cory in the House? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normie. Any true otaku (anime fanatic, for you baka gaijins out there not fluent in the superior tongue of Nippon) will tell you that Cory in the House is nothing but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moeblob fluff. Useless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ mainstream anime made to pander to normies on facebook rather than REAL otakus like me. Whenever I go shopping at Aldi and I see a Cory in the House shirt next to the Otaku, or Tokyo Ghoul shirts, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ puke in my mouth. I bet you've never even seen that you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poser. You probably just read about it on /r/anime and name drop it to try to look like you know wtf you're talking about. Yeah, you can fake being into anime to impress all your ♥♥♥♥ stain Australian outback ♥♥♥ friends. But I, and any other TRUE OTAKU can see right through you. You're not sugoi. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ポーズ.

What kind of girl would be comfortable lying down half-naked in public for two hours while some fat dude with a dirty beard jams a sharp needle into her skin? Answer: the kind of girl who takes sharp objects in her vagina as a hobby. Girls with tattoos and/or piercings (aside from earrings) are slags who fall in and out of guys’ beds at a moment’s notice. If you’re unfortunate enough to commit to a girl with ink on her body or metal in her face, she’ll cheat on you at the drop of a hat. Tattoos and piercings are the mark of the ♥♥♥♥♥, which is why in more traditional countries like the Philippines, only hookers have them.

I live in my mother's root cellar without her knowledge. I've been doing this for 6 months when she thinks that I've moved out. I managed to clean up a bit and remove a ton of piss bottles from here today. I don't take a lot of food from her fridge. I usually end up on a chatroom whoring myself of pretending to be a girl. I send facebook pictures of girls in suggestive poses. We proceed to some cyber sex, after which I blackmail them to send me amazon gift cards which I use to buy bottles of water and ramen noodles. I charge my laptop while she is out for the day on a charger in the basement leading to the root cellar. I usually sleep during the night as most of my productive time is during the day when she is gone. I take showers and wash my clothes occasionally with usually little to no detergent. I get internet from the unsecured wifi she has in the house.

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5:58 PM - 55M Defence: ♥♥♥
5:58 PM - 55M Defence: an not pull out

are there people 👫who actually thinking 🤔💭💭sucking 😏♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦is gay?✋❌👬
you're sharing👍🍖 protein🍗
you're 😏👌admiring masculine💪 🍆👀physique😩😩
being in the vacinity of other ⬆️high ⬆️testosterone males 👬👬👅⤴️increases ⤴️your own testosterone👌👍👅
eating ♥♥♥♥♥ 😿🙅‍♂️is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨because you're litterally slurp😏ing down ⤵️estrogen⤵️and long term relationships have been proven to ⬇️lower ⬇️testosterone.
spartans 🏋️‍♀️💪had gay 👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨orgies👅💦 all the 🕡🕜time 🕐🕟and they were the 📈⬆️height of 👍👨‍❤️‍👨masculinity. 💪😩you bet they were at ❗️least ❗️fondling eachothers test producers.
all these ☀️summer ☀️DYEL's piss 😑me off😡😡their 😍twink😜bodies don't ❌understand, but in 🕐time i'm sure they'll get it.

u stupid slanty eyed ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ stfu u little deformed ♥♥♥♥♥, u asians look like catfish compared to normal looking human u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥

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I'll have you know I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes.
To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude.
I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me.
I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man, and a rare Deepwater Jew.
A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming I have no soul.

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Can i borrow your knife for a promo video on twitch

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NEW URF IS ACTUALLY FUN! PENTAKILLS WITH MY FIANCE!

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'it's an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen

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My husband was showing me all the funny pics on your page so i liked it and came to look at more. Then i saw you had posted some videos portraying animal cruelty and was really disappointed. I know since you post them you probably don't care that it's upsetting, but people who like animals and funny pics of them don't usually like to see them harmed. I do appreciate that you have a warning that it's graphic, but its still shared which is an endorsement of the behavior. Even though about 98%of the stuff was cute and amusing, sharing those cruel videos may give some sicko an idea that if they make a sick video you will share it. So, as a veterinary professional, an animal lover, and a person who enjoys wasting time looking at animal pics I implore you to take another look at what you are trying to do and the unknown impact you may be having. I don’t expect a change, Just felt the need to voice my concern.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, 'You have to drink it all~' and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, 'You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~'. Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, 'Choke on it you slut!' and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, 'You have to drink it all~' and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, 'You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~'. Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, 'Choke on it you slut!' and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

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thank you so much for being u it means a lot to me and after going through 9 years of depressive pain being beaten by my drunken father and bullied at school etc, u have finally made me realize my pain isn't temporary and it'll never go away.. so after being around u I've finally made my decision to put an end to all this pain and suffering and kill myself, goodbye.

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Who the ♥♥♥♥ is you I don't run with you
I run with the Glo, I run with the crew
I run with the gang, I run with some shooters.

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Jamie Soward (born 13 November 1984) is an Australian professional rugby league footballer who currently plays for the London Broncos in the Championship. A New South Wales State of Origin and Indigenous All-Stars representative five-eighth, he previously played for the Sydney Roosters, Penrith Panthers and the St. George Illawarra Dragons, with whom he won the 2010 NRL Premiership. Born in Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Soward played his junior rugby league for the Wagga Wagga Kangaroos before Soward began his career in the Canberra Raiders system. He then moved to play with the Sydney Roosters Jersey Flegg side where he helped the club win the 2004 premiership with two last-ditch field goals.

I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting round the corner: Karma. That’s when I realized that I had to change, so I made a list of everything bad I’ve ever done and one by one I’m gonna make up for all my mistakes. I’m just trying to be a better person. My Name is Earl.

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The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an iron-on sporting the Mad slogan "Up With Mini-Skirts". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right