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For cash, booze and boobies!

Take the job, survive the horrible intro and start the investigations.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 10:12am

Grab and run!

With your stealing skills, you should consider a career in Investment Banking!
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 10:43am

Damn you, Darwin!

Meet your first fully-grown Homo Novus.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 10:19am

Hammered like a boss!

Drink a bottle of "Bavarian Blinder" and enjoy the effects!
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 10:17am

Still on top of the Food Chain!

Survive the first level without getting devoured by hungry mutants.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 10:45am

Springtime for Hitler and Germany...

...Winter for Poland and France!
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 10:57am

Crimson Jihad!

Build a bomb and blow it up!
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 11:06am

Coke for ammo!

Tinker around with ice-cold cola to get more shotgun ammo.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 10:54am

All mutants must die!

Fight your way through the hatching room.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 4:20pm

Radiation Penis Enlargement

It worked on Fukushima Fish, it worked on you!
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 3:56pm

Yog-Sothoths Puppetmaster

Resurrect & control a fallen soldier!
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 11:55am

My friend Irwin

Ally up with your friendly mutant neighbour!
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 11:36am

Cinematic!

Watch at least 2 different propaganda movies.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 12:41pm

The secret of the GOLDEN HEAD

Find out what the strange voice meant.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 12:29pm

Cry, Baby, Cry!

Make a little girl scream!
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 12:14pm

All hail to Romero!

Watch "Night of the Living Dead" ingame
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 12:49pm

To bones, with love.

Drink some Schnaps with a friendly skeleton.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 12:51pm

KATJUSHA!

Sing a proper song for this beauty...
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 1:12pm

History is for p0rn!

Find a vintage adult movie.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 1:08pm

HENTAI - PROOF!

Survive a tentacle-rape-attack without using lube!
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 1:22pm

GAY-o! It´s OK-o!

Support the equal rights movement to get out alive!
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 1:38pm

Your gods are dead - Cthulhu is rising!

Get additional informations on the infamous NECRONOMICOM!
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 1:31pm

SCUBA MASTER

Dive in at least two levels in the game.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 1:47pm

The holy grail of nerdyness!

Re-program a C64 to get out of the office.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 2:01pm

A spark in the dark!

Learn about the ultimate genius, Nikola Tesla.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 2:08pm

HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED!

Meet the lunatic who designed this game.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 2:33pm

The Schrödinger-Fermi-Paradoxon

Find out what two of the greatest minds of mankind did to each other...
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 2:45pm

Rotten kitty, undead kitty...

little claws of fear, feasting kitty, devouring kitty, your end is near!
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 2:59pm

On the wrong side of the jacquerie!

Discover why Agent Smith shall never gain access to UBERSOLDAT!
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 3:04pm

SPACE NAZIS MUST DIE!

Force the Haunebu II flying saucer into retreat!
Unlocked Mar 1, 2015 @ 3:34pm