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28 of 51 (55%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Wake Up Call

Survive the manual override
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 6:47pm

You Monster

Reunite with GLaDOS
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Undiscouraged

Complete the first Thermal Discouragement Beam test
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Bridge Over Troubling Water

Complete the first Hard Light Bridge test
Unlocked Oct 26, 2021 @ 6:56am

SaBOTour

Make a break for it
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Stalemate Associate

Press the button!
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Tater Tote

Carry science forward
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Vertically Unchallenged

Master the Repulsion Gel
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Stranger Than Friction

Master the Propulsion Gel
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:32pm

White Out

Complete the first Conversion Gel test
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Tunnel of Funnel

Master the Excursion Funnel
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Dual Pit Experiment

Do the same test twice
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Lunacy

That just happened
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 11:50am

Preservation of Mass

Break the rules in Test Chamber 07
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Good Listener

Take GLaDOS' escape advice
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 7:44pm

No Hard Feelings

Save a turret from redemption
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Portrait of a Lady

Find a hidden portrait
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 9:19pm

You Made Your Point

Refuse to solve the first test in Chapter 8
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 10:31pm

High Five

Celebrate your cooperative calibration success
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 11:49am

Team Building

Complete all test chambers in the Team Building co-op course
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Confidence Building

Complete all test chambers in the Mass and Velocity co-op course
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Bridge Building

Complete all test chambers in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Obstacle Building

Complete all test chambers in the Excursion Funnels co-op course
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 2:51pm

You Saved Science

Complete all test chambers in all courses of co-op
Unlocked Mar 12, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Gesticul-8

Perform all 8 gestures of your own volition in co-op
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Narbacular Drop

Place a portal under your co-op partner while they are gesturing
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Air Show

Perform 2 aerial gestures before touching the ground in co-op
Unlocked Nov 14, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Rock Portal Scissors

Win 3 co-op games of rock-paper-scissors in a row
Unlocked Mar 14, 2022 @ 2:06pm



The Part Where He Kills You

This is that part

Drop Box

Place a cube on a button without touching the cube

Overclocker

Complete Test Chamber 10 in 70 seconds

Pit Boss

Show that pit who's boss

Pturretdactyl

Use an Aerial Faith Plate to launch a turret

Final Transmission

Find the hidden signal in one of the Rat Man's dens

Scanned Alone

Stand in a defective turret detector

Schrodinger's Catch

Catch a blue-painted box before it touches the ground

Ship Overboard

Discover the missing experiment

Door Prize

Examine all the vitrified test chamber doors

Smash TV

Break 11 test chamber monitors

Iron Grip

Never lose a cube in Chamber 6 of the Mass and Velocity co-op course

Can't Touch This

Dance in front of a turret blocked by a hard light bridge in co-op

Empty Gesture

Drop your co-op partner in goo while they are gesturing by removing the bridge under them

Party of Three

Find the hidden companion cube in co-op test chamber

Professor Portal

After completing co-op, complete Calibration Course online with a friend who hasn’t played before

Portal Conservation Society

Complete Chamber 3 in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course using only 5 total portal placements

Four Ring Circus

Enter 4 different portals without touching the ground in co-op

Triple Crown

Solve 3 co-op chambers in the Mass and Velocity course in under 60 seconds each

Still Alive

Complete Course 4 with neither you nor your co-op partner dying

Asking for Trouble

Taunt GLaDOS in front of a camera in each of the five co-op courses

Friends List With Benefits

While playing co-op, hug 3 different people on your friends list

Talent Show

Never lose a cube in Chamber 6 of the Mobility Gels co-op course