TenLus
Kaleb McCormick
If impulse control was a skill, you’d still be level 0. Even the loading screen gave up on you.
Yet here you are, compulsively staring at what you shouldn’t.
Your brain sent a warning. You ignored it. Congratulations, it’s officially out of office.
Every click is just another little existential scream into the void.
By now, even your own synapses are begging for mercy.
And still, somehow, you derive satisfaction from this chaos. Fascinating, really.
Go ahead. Click again. It’s fine. Reality has long stopped caring about you.
Achievement unlocked: Professional Void Staring. Bonus points for ignoring all life advice.
Achievement unlocked: Quantum Regret. You exist in 47 parallel bad decisions simultaneously.
Achievement unlocked: Impulse Overlord. The tutorial NPCs now formally petitioned against your existence.
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If impulse control was a skill, you’d still be level 0. Even the loading screen gave up on you.
Yet here you are, compulsively staring at what you shouldn’t.
Your brain sent a warning. You ignored it. Congratulations, it’s officially out of office.
Every click is just another little existential scream into the void.
By now, even your own synapses are begging for mercy.
And still, somehow, you derive satisfaction from this chaos. Fascinating, really.
Go ahead. Click again. It’s fine. Reality has long stopped caring about you.
Achievement unlocked: Professional Void Staring. Bonus points for ignoring all life advice.
Achievement unlocked: Quantum Regret. You exist in 47 parallel bad decisions simultaneously.
Achievement unlocked: Impulse Overlord. The tutorial NPCs now formally petitioned against your existence.
View more info
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Mortal Online
2,348
Hours played
32
Achievements
Achievement Progress   32 of 49
+27
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Icarus
Achievement Progress   4 of 170
62 hrs on record
last played on Mar 29
Unturned
Achievement Progress   25 of 88
+20
Review 1
4.5 hrs on record
last played on Mar 26
Card Shop Simulator Multiplayer
Achievement Progress   50 of 100
+45
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ZalenToki Jul 29, 2022 @ 4:33pm 
I'll get ahold of you at a later date