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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:40pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:51am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:40am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:10pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:33am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:14am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 6:35pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:49pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:23pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 8:51am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:33am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:46pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:31am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:07pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:40pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:52am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:06am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 9:13am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:11am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:40am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:19am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:02pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:05am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:09am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:55am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:11am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:41am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 9:13am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:44am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:44am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:47am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:04am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:59am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:25am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:41am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 6:12pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:32pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:15pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:32pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:52am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:03am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:16am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:56am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:01am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:04am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:31am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:04am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:02pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:45pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:58pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:58am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:06am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:05am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:10am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:19am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:32am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:12am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:37am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:55am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:11am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:34am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 5:00am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:22pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 10:37am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 4:29pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 8:00am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:36pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:49am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:02am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:10am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:11am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:30am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:28am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:50am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:30am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:35am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:35am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:35am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:20pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked Jul 1 @ 10:04am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:52pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:36pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:50am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:11am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:03am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:09am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:10am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:37am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:16am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:27pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:52am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:06am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:05am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:05am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:51am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:38am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:55am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:33pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:08pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:58pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:33pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:44am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:51am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:00am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:10am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:05am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:09am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:44am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:53pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:00am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:00am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:06am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:10am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:37am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:04am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:33am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:35am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 11:36am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:34am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 11:48am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:19am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 3:43am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:10am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:02am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:47am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:01am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:51pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:17pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:00am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:18am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:06am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:10am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:37am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:03am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:29am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:35am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:41pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:18pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 10:01am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 1:09am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2023 @ 1:26am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2023 @ 1:45am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2023 @ 7:21am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 10:52am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2022 @ 4:24am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2022 @ 6:51pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 2:39am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 30, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 4:48pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:54pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:04am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:08pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:06am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:10am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:32am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:06am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2022 @ 6:48am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:02am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:45am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:35am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:39am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:51am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:37am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:21am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:35am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:35am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:17pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:31pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:04am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:34am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:36am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:26pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:01am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:12am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:58pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 6:41am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2021 @ 12:20am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 9:59am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 10:01am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:34pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:45am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 7:18am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 8:46am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 3:54pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:25pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:17pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:27pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:26pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:02pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:30pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 8:44pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 11:30am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 12:40am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:13pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:05am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:36am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:32am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:55pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:31pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 2:05am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 3:35am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:10am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:11pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 2:23am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 8:21am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 12:35am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:51am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:58pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:01am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:02am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:32am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 12:40am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:35am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:59pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 11:15am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2022 @ 4:01am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:54pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 9:35pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 8:06am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 9:53pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 6:01pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2021 @ 8:07am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 9:54am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 10, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2021 @ 9:53am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 6:57am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:32am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:09pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 7:05am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 9:12am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 10:02am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 11:47am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:53am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:34am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 2:50am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 10:43am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 12:40am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 3:35am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 11:30am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:08pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 9:34pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 11:26pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 3:00am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 12:44am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 8:10am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 2:06am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 9:27am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2021 @ 11:13pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2021 @ 9:15am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 8:35am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:29pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 1:06am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:05am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 10:41am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 8:07pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 7:18am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 8:46am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 5:23am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:36am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 12:58am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 6:31pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 2:05am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2021 @ 7:54pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2022 @ 11:42am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2022 @ 7:57am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2022 @ 2:50am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:15pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:11pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 5:13am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 5:13am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2021 @ 1:49am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked Jul 1 @ 10:04am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 7:29am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jun 14, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 3:04am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2022 @ 12:57pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2021 @ 8:58am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Mar 13, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2021 @ 4:21am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:18pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:12pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:12pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:12pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:12pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2022 @ 4:00am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:12pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2022 @ 12:32am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2022 @ 6:53pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2023 @ 2:42am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2023 @ 2:42am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:13pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5, 2022 @ 2:07am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2023 @ 7:40pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 10, 2022 @ 5:09pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2023 @ 9:29am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 26, 2023 @ 5:38am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2022 @ 2:14pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:31am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:38am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 27 @ 11:42pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 30 @ 8:53am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 12:05am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:55pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:38pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:38am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 9:15am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:38am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked May 12, 2023 @ 2:57am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:03pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked May 27, 2023 @ 7:00am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 2:15am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 5:37am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2023 @ 9:15am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:23am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:25am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 4:30am